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General Discussion / Girls And Shoes??????
« on: September 20, 2010, 09:24:29 AM »
I am done with tryna figure it out.

Ladies please if you are lurking in the shadows becuase these uncouth male mysognists
freely roam this domain please ingnore them for once and give some well deserved input..
before I go there though..i can say that the bible should be woman's worst enemy.

I was listening to uKhozi Fm this morning on my way to in the office and the topic was.

"Should women be allowed to be Priest"

Accoring to the callers,  ALL of them said no, with supporting evidence from the Bible
the irony is that women love the bible more yet it has a LOT of views that would be
considered mysogynistic..

"Woman must be quite and listen while in church" (not verbatim)
"woman is beneth man" (not vernatim)

If need be I can research and find that actual pa**ages...sad really
I think thats why I say..blak women are the luckiest females when it comes to respect
from ma...blah blah blah....



Anyway the shoes issue...
what is the "lot" you can tell from a mans shoes PLEASE help..

If another woman looks at my shoes and smiles, looks away or however I will scream and start choking random females.

 And cause I am not a freeloader I will answer any male quest 100% no logic, guy talk hidden chambers code
NOTHING straight up truth.

as an olive branch..

Guys look at tittles because titties are beuatiful, when look we detach from the real world and move into the realm of
imaginiation, we squeeze, lick, pinch..prod, scract...ALL that creepy shit you suspect is
going through our minds IS exaCTLY Whats going on in our minds.

lookin at anothers breast while we with your, is us asking what would be wrong if we took her breasts and mounted them on you
so you had 2sets, cows have multiple tits we won't think you look wierd
its just her tits are so nice..BUT I am with you coz i prefare yours, but if you really wanted more out
of life invest in getting to more breast(the more tits we look at on other people, exponetialy increase them
on you)



Yours In anticipation
Dr briCK relshionship coucellor.

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General Discussion / Indian Girls
« on: September 15, 2010, 05:28:41 PM »
of all the mixed relashionship the one i see little of is the Indian and Black mix..

I am less millitant than I used to be, I am pro-females (for now)

so I have a dilema on my hand..there is an indian girl that gives me the look...

I dunno anyone ever hit on an indian know what the best course of action to approach her would be
thanks in advance!

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General Discussion / Beautiful Black Women!!!!
« on: August 27, 2010, 09:46:33 AM »
 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


Seeing as the month of the women is nearing an end
meaning the traffic in the kitchen is bout to increase
dramatically and all those dishes that have been accumulating in the
sink are about to feel the touch of the familiar soft expert touch.


I KID seriously.


Let me put you in perspective of how I relate to women, last weekend I was invited to a woman's day braai.
Coz they needed me to run errands, start the fire braai the meat, DJ(change CDs) , entertain the kids
and be the designated driver , Bouncer and just the shit Men do(or males do..same shit)


I was happy to do it, i might be easy to label me a female bashing misogynist as Uyanda referred to me as
and well to be honest I am not the most women friendly person..but f*** that!


Its cute to listen to India Arie and other unattractive females boosting other not so attractive women
BUT why at the expense of the female who is pretty and thinks she should bath at least twice a day,
fix her hair, leave the locks off, weave it up, nail polish and pretty much be that "hated wanna be white" bitch!

NO NO NO...

Why should we start loving natural sisters...if they refuse to brush they teeth, leave they hands to dry up



LOOK LOOK...

black woman even in the past have always been clean, soft and nice smelling BEFORE there were taps with running
water, so now we must feel sorry for Natural Sisters who have NO excuse to be unhygienic?



"mxm, its the freeze and weaves and light skin that makes her beautiful, I will not be a slave to the white-man"

I lol at bitches who say this and mean it!

WHAT? the white man made black men think that beautiful women are beautiful and the unclean frogs are unclean frogs?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....BITCH PLEASE!!!!


This is inspired by drinks I had yesterday with this girl who actually thinks I am "Mature, Well Groomed, Intelligent caring and compa**ionate!!!!"  in a nutshell (Gay) LAWD!


we were talking bout beauty, she rocks a weave(RR you would love it! its looks real real human hair
I'll ask her for  picture of it)


briCK: "Why do bitches feel the need to rock a weave to get a man
her   : I rock a weave and I could give two shits what you think
briCK: I am not talking bout y..
her   : NO I KNOW DICKHEADS LIKE YOU WH
briCK: Aye watch your mouth
her   : NO
briCK:You ready to order
her   : yeah


we continue our convo..






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General Discussion / Make Me Pregnant!!!!
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:47:07 AM »
wow....I must got good genes I guess... ::)

I have an Ex of mine she wants me to get her preggers!

her and I can't relate, we had the BEST sexual Chemistry and that was ALL.

I could not stand her if we were not watching movies, f***ing,eating, eating while f***ing and watching movies,

What would you do????

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General Discussion / Sunday Drinks!!!!!!
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:39:05 AM »
 >:(


For the life of me I don't get it!

Niggas having a braai..for no reason other than the fact a few freinds happen to
visit at the same time!

I went to pick up my sh*t from this cat, on my way he talkin bout dog bring a chase of beers we having a braai..

these f***er proceed to drink WELL into the night...

I left quick fast..I aint tryna drink on Sunday...if I do I cut off at 6....

whats y'all niggas take on Sunday drinks...

don't get it twisted if I am not working on Monday...I will drink but the monday hangover
is so easily avoided..

I do Tuesda drinks but the easist way
to be put on "watch" is Monday Hangovers...step you game up!

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Hot Traxxx / Simphiwe Dana
« on: August 14, 2010, 07:38:12 AM »
I am a sucker for blek women, spetialy wen they sing naic things!!!

I am bumping the new Simphiwe Dana...and its bring out the gel in me..... :'( :'( :'(



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General Discussion / When Did you find out you were black????
« on: August 13, 2010, 08:55:22 AM »
stupid question on face value right?

The white flag is out....Yes I have been hanging with girls but only for
free titty flashes, the odd panty seak peak, the errect nipple hugs,
the drunken booty calls, the tips on mascara and eye liner, grooming
tips, how to drink Long Island Ice Tea and other bitch drinks...you know
hanging with my gUrls...BFF... :-* ...



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General Discussion / Parenting Gone Wrong? Or Sluts Will Be Sluts!!!!!
« on: August 10, 2010, 11:03:39 AM »
 >:(


*NSFW*

basically its Morpheus Daughter getting dicked by some turd ball named Brian Pumper..


http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...h7vYNp4bEl7iyt

I don't know the family history..but HOW does the child of a rich person end up hooking and doing pron?


As a father of a girl this shit REALLY REALLY got me Vexed...you tell me Mr Fishburne did not provide
his 18year old enough money to keep her off pron?

Or is it a case of some women are born slut and no amount of proper upbringing will fix that?

aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggg!!!!!!







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General Discussion / Of women's months white people's dogs.
« on: August 03, 2010, 09:45:04 AM »
I don't care what you say to me...I am shit scared of dogs off they leashes..

Its okay...he won't bite...

I was following the Panjo the Tiger bull shit and All i could think was are they seriously
SERIOUSLY worried that a WILD animal in the WILD will starve to death coz he used to a diet of

Doregos and chicken dust?

we might be the same but our priorities are polar opposite...and speaking of which

Women!....

I am talking about the women who happen to have dicks...phoning radio stations
and writting long essays about ...why do we have a mans day?

Any man who HONESTLY sees this a a logical and worth mentioning point need to write me
a letter asking me to sponsor them with estrogen pill and a list of females
i could introduce them to so his metamorphoses occurs..

speaking of 'phorses' it appreas Mopheous' daughter is in pron...wow...
Mr Fisburne....I have no words for you....


incase you suspect that its another tall tale..

http://news.avn.com/articles/More-Mo...es-405558.html


SAD!!!

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Geek Section / Star-craft 2
« on: July 27, 2010, 02:39:03 PM »
I have never been a console guy since...golden china days..

Always been PC.

The first strategy game I played was Starcraft the MOST beautiful Gave in EXISTENCE..

12years later the sequel drops tomorrow. with all the nipple suckers in here I dunno if there
any cats who know anything bout Starcraft?



The geek in me is exited..


I am spending R500 for the DVD...gettting a special keyboard...3D gla**es ....special mouse.

and thats my life gone for the next 5months till I play the game from start to finish....

no more hoes, no more showers, no more weekend drinking sprees...

pretty much no life till..I finish the game!

I have pre-placed my order ...

can't wait!....

Before you console freaks Bash ... PC fall back!


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Hot Traxxx / Eminem's Mom
« on: July 27, 2010, 09:22:18 AM »
Now tell me what kind of mother wants to see her
son grow up to be an under a-f***ing-chiever
my teacher didn't think I was going to be nothing either
what the f*** you sticking gum up under the f***ing seat for
Misses Mathers your son's been huffing ether
either that or the mother f***er's been puffing reefer...




Wow..

its 2010 and Em is still droping fire!

I heard this by accident...

I last checked for Eminem on Marshal Mathers.

Is he worth checking out his other shit...

if he spits the kind of fire above ..then shit..I need to do a lot of catching up!

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General Discussion / Homosexual Friends !!!
« on: July 23, 2010, 12:22:12 PM »
That sounds like a Friday topic...


its a pity we don't have more females on this site!

it would be fun....

I personally no longer have gay friends....

brb

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Humour / Jokes / Things That People Do That Annoy You.
« on: July 21, 2010, 02:07:29 PM »
I figured you know writting my annoyance in cyberspace might free my mind.

I was going to be specific and say blacks and females, but I figured why limit it incase others want to contribute.

While this is a friday thread i will have to tell you how it came about...

its lunch and these two dude are eating and chatting.


D1: U See me, na I , always make sure gore, when I speak I must be clear
D2: Le na, I can't stand diSnobs that speak English fela.
D1: Eya..le na it annoys me
D2: As black re twsantse to be proud of gore who we are.


They take a break to swallow pap they eating with a knife and fork..
by this point my steak egg and chips were no longer tasty, the bile was just surgin


a guy who icks up the trays pa**es and one of the two dude addresses him

D1: e baba!
Tray dude ignores him and keeps moving
D1:* LOUDER *  ebaba.

tray dude get annoed and tells him

TD: ungathi eBaba...mffffffffffffff........*and walks off*
D1: ke tswa ko kasi...and ko kasi we say eBaba..
TD: Asiko eLokshin la, sisemsebenzini kulumisa abantu kahle!
D1: nxa....my tswana is horendous but he says something to effect that he is from the farms
   and does not know shit about J etc etc..

Tray Boys snaps! and right hooks this faggot....

his boy stands there loling tryna tell Tray boy to chill but tray boy aint having it..

Inside all I can do is sing thugnificents "stomp him in the nuts" joint..



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General Discussion / The X-Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: July 19, 2010, 10:07:15 AM »
I know this is not Dear Sis Dolly..kind of place..

and well belive it or not sometimes your opinions as lowly 3rd cla** Citizens as y'all are I do at times
see some logic, as much as it can be attributed to a primate , and at time some opinions do ring true,,,
and seeing as I don't got freinds...this place is the closest to people's opinions that
I can consider.

What Are the PRO's and CON's of making up after a break up....The older I get the more I find
some of my rules...need to be evaluated..

As a matter of principle live and relashionships to me are a one way street.

f*** it up once and THATS THAT....so I have never EVEN EVEN considered getting back with any of my EX's

While I will obviously have "nostalgic" sex with almost ALL of them but persuing relashionsships..

NEVER...


We go alsorts of people on this site and I belive someone can advice me on making up with a woman,

I broke up with, the curcumstances of this break up are not typical..which I guess is why I am having a problem
We got comfortable around each orther...and close I guess and me being me .. i figured f*** this shit
I can't do this shit and broke it off for no REAL reason aside the fact that our relashionship had matured and the
next logical step would be getting the o'l ball and chain and I was on some f*** that tip.


What are the pros and cons of back and forth bullshit relashionships...




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General Discussion / Ugly Females!
« on: July 02, 2010, 03:26:41 PM »
 >:(

Is it not enough that you grotesque on the outside..you got be ugly in the inside too?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrg!!


Quick Story for I go simpin..

taking some girls who know nothing bought soccer to go watch a game at my expense!

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