So we return from that little interesting loo encounter. We sit and the Mutual friend comes and asks me very strange question, she asked me weather Mpumi and I had gone to the toilet together, to which I said yes, coz shit I did. And she asks me what did you guys do in there, well obviously I could not tell her that we giggled like two little girls practiced kissing. So I told her “nothing…. you know” and she was like dude I really need to speak to you right now and we walked outside to the balcony where she starts to tell all sorts of shit talking bout I hope strapped on she the village bike etc etc and I was like nah it aint even like that we did not have sex if that what you think and pop, she asks if I am gay…befuddled I said I don’t think so, the she says well you and your friend have a weird relationship its unusual a guy and a girl don’t go to the toilet together, then she walks off.
I regain composure and suddenly I felt a bit weird like everyone was watching me.
I watch as the mutual friend as another of her friends giggle and scamper away together to the toilet. I KNOW they were talking about me in the toilet coz when they came back the girl who had gone in the toilet with the mutual friend started to pay some attention to me like suddenly oh I see you. I proceed to go find out what it is that has captured her interest. Gimme a drink and I tell anybody anything.
Me: So was good information?
Her: Excuse me?
Me : Hi my name is briCK
Her: Hi brett
Me: brrrrrrrrriCK as you can see I am black Brett is a white persons name
Her: That’s a strange name
Me: yeah, so what were girls gossiping about me in the toilet?
Her: xcuse me?
Me: Look sis I got no time for 100 questions what did she say about me
Her: Who?
Me: You know who
Her: Oh when I first came in I saw you sitting with that girl and I thought she was your girl
Me: go on
Her: I saw you go to the toilet together and figured…well
Me: you saw that huh?
Her: EVERYONE saw that
Her But I found out that you were not going out and that you did not have sex so I am intrigued by you
Me: You think I am gay don’t you
Her: Not at all, any man who can get that close to any woman is intriguing
Yep you guessed it guess who had suddenly f***ing brought negative attention to himself.
After about 2 hour Mpumi once again want to go to the toilet, now you must understand my head was somewhere else, so she pulls my hand and we run off to the toilet.
She is very cognitive when she is drunk so you can hardly tell I am loud and freestyly when I am drunk so we enter the toilet and all the time like I said my head was else where.
