If she calls the same day you met, if you play your game right you can hit it in a week
If she calls and says she want to go out for drinks on a Friday night, ask her if she is bringing a change of clothes, if not tell her its the boys night out
If she "says we need to talk" carry condoms, let me put you on, she either found out your were cheating, all she wants to know is what the other woman has that she does not, do NOT deny your cheating way without directly blaming her suggest she lacking in the sac, she will GO ALL out and then after dumb her she knows too much about you
If she calls drunk at night, hang-up / don't depending on your moral high ground. either she aught her man cheating or she went on a girls night out and got bored by the absence of males and the liquer had gone diretly to her head
If she calls you at 3am crying hang-up she bout to tell you a hour long sob story about her trifling nigga
If she calls you more than four time a week, shit nigga you screwed she wanna get married and have your babies, BUT she will impose the mandatory I am not a slut 3month drought that will involve her and her friends abusing you either with late night call disguided as random bitches just to check your faithfullness
If she phones once in a blue moon on some and you've hit it before and she on some" was thinking bout you" , get into your car buy rubber and go exploring
If she calls and is all giggly and wants to know what you doing if you busy,,,say know she is about to tell you about her new nigga! or that she just had the most amazing sex.
She sms's corney generic messages, she got no man and wants one but will make it difficult .. my philosophy the harder it is to get her to open up the harder it will be to break up with her, mind your backs youngens
If she dumps via phone, email or SMS tell to come over to your place to talk, don't give her the impression that you want back in, just tell her you need closure face to face, two minutes noodles, her favorite CD, drink beer to make it look like you devastated, rubber under the pillow, crocodile tears to her favorite song and BOOM!
man I can go on and on