dumb ideas

The Angry Hand of God · **on:** October 15, 2003, 04:53:00 PM

It is an extremely bad idea to smoke wed during your lunch time, and then return to work, where it is expected of you to sit inf ront of a computer and design pretty and respectable ads for a respectable afrikaans newspaper.
it is also a bad idea to tell your colleague that she has very nice breasts, and ask wether they´re natural. Another bad idea, is telling your firlfriend that you think her best friend is etremely sexy and you would like to engage in a threesome with the two of them.
We know these things are bad ideas, so why do we still do them? Dont ask me, cos I really dont know.

Have you noticed how you can piss your boss off by constantly refering to yourself in the third person.

General In8 · **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2003, 05:02:00 PM

A dumb idea is to date two best friends and tell both of them at a party when you drunk, tell your best friend you think she´s sexy and try f*** her. Tell your headmistress that her hair and style aint workin 4 u while she´s tellin you off 4 bunkin nd being caught smokin. :-D

SOYA DADDY · **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2003, 05:49:00 PM

1*going out on a date with spacevein.
2*starting a conversation wit spacevein
3*looking at spacevein
4*giving head to spacevein(i have purple cum)

briCK · **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2003, 06:29:00 PM

going on a drinking spree thursday evening
eventually turning into friday morning
then thinking f*** i don´t have to sleep coz i won´t wake up
then desciding a few more beers will keep me awake
then going home at 5am
with a last six pack
drink it till about 7am
taking shower, while drinking the last beer
using your sisters perfumed lotion to cover the beer smell
spray half a bottle of your brothers´ expensice dc spray
buying 1litre of Mageu to nutralize liqueur in belly
smoking a j on your way to work to get you unhungover(you had your last beer at 7am you are not hungover you are as drunk as a bitch)
then spending your first 30minutes chugging coffee to keep you awake
then smoking another joint
then thinking you have a chance of scoring with the receptionist..iN THE GIRLS TOILET
then thinking nah...if i lock my office door and sleep i will be awake in 30minutes feeling fresh if i set my alarm..
then waking up at 3pm asking what happened..
then sneeking out the office to start your friday with a spliff and beer really early
the ignoring your bosses callls and voice mails tilll sunday when it dawns on you that you f***ed....

after going thru this...next thursday evening you say to yourself..yip..today i will drink just four beers thats my threshold
and doing the same thing again and again, trapping your self in
a thhursay - friday routine that you can´t break
then been shipped to namibia for two months...

I f***ING HATE WORK

morph · **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2003, 06:12:00 PM

Damn i see so much of myself in the stuff written here so hers other things that i htink are bad too:

Trying to score the fly chick in the office
Being buddy with your fellow workers after work ( dont work)
screwing in the same crib you live with your parents (they always have a nac of finding out things you thought were hidden ) :-o

there´s a lot more but not for public viewing

word morph on the prowl ;-)

SOYA DADDY · **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2003, 06:20:00 PM

trying to say the words "i love you" to a gril..you will sound like a retarded faggot and you wont get very far.

swallowing you own vomit cause you didnt want to release it in public.

dancing.

not studying and opting to post shit up this site instead.

morph · **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2003, 05:32:00 PM

Paying ma**ive attention at work ,kissing up to get a promotion in the work place

Looking at the manager anf thinking naked thoughts about her :-]

not paying the tax man

forgeting to go when you need to then holding your piss for the next hour