Phat Cat vs Khoi

[Phat_Cat]

Aight….
RULES: 15 barz MAX +2 bar FINISHER(if desired)
5 votes wins(3-0 KO)

Battle in session:

Now this is what I resent…..
Nigga you reside in a place where u get f***ed if u can’t pay-tha-rent//
That’s why u proud of yah Hunch-Back; cause this way: yo back-STAYS-bent//
Penetration time and u screaming “Take me to heaven!” like the dick was God-sent//
Now, I wasn’t present; this is just whut I heard//
If ‘death’ came, no doubt, ANUS would be yo ‘last word’//
Here’s the situation (you may call it absurd),
I got a GUN and a fetish-for-FEATHERS…and u the LAST BIRD//
(don’t get it.….I don’t blame you…)
Battlin’ me will leave yah stupid like some1 turned yah brain off//
I call u “BOILED EGG” cause you tryna act HARD but yo insides remain SOFT//
Just cause yah ‘throw-yah-hands’ around in da ‘pool’, u think u can ‘freestyle’?!?!//
Your rhymes are ‘candy coated’ like the ‘white boy’ from ‘8 Mile’//[M&M=eminem]
YO skill~is~still mysterious….like a story untold//
My skill is too far ahead; couldn’t ‘catch me’ even if I was a ‘cold’//

Finisher:
I’m tired of yo childish games; Go home and play//
Comin @ me is like sucking dick-instead-of-clit; you ‘Head’-ing the WRONG WAY/

[Phat_Cat]

oh yeah...ONLY REGISTERED MAY VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Just Dee]

Huh?... :-o

[khoi]

Quote:

28-10-2003 at 04:58, Phat_Cat wrote: Aight…. RULES: 15 barz MAX +2 bar FINISHER(if desired) 5 votes wins(3-0 KO) Battle in session: Now this is what I resent….. Nigga you reside in a place where u get f***ed if u can’t pay-tha-rent// That’s why u proud of yah Hunch-Back; cause this way: yo back-STAYS-bent// Penetration time and u screaming “Take me to heaven!” like the dick was God-sent// Now, I wasn’t present; this is just whut I heard// If ‘death’ came, no doubt, ANUS would be yo ‘last word’// Here’s the situation (you may call it absurd), I got a GUN and a fetish-for-FEATHERS…and u the LAST BIRD// (don’t get it.….I don’t blame you…) Battlin’ me will leave yah stupid like some1 turned yah brain off// I call u “BOILED EGG” cause you tryna act HARD but yo insides remain SOFT// Just cause yah ‘throw-yah-hands’ around in da ‘pool’, u think u can ‘freestyle’?!?!// Your rhymes are ‘candy coated’ like the ‘white boy’ from ‘8 Mile’//[M&M=eminem] YO skill~is~still mysterious….like a story untold// My skill is too far ahead; couldn’t ‘catch me’ even if I was a ‘cold’// Finisher: I’m tired of yo childish games; Go home and play// Comin @ me is like sucking dick-instead-of-clit; you ‘Head’-ing the WRONG WAY/

Hey this is my first battle ever – serious! go easy!!

I verbally a**ault all my targets
That’s why paying respect to me should be on budget
I’ma leave you proof that most of the stuff you write is false
The was you provide false details is kind odd
Like you saying you skill far that I can’t believe like those monthly stars
In the closet you remain the way a faggot does
You so obsessed about my a** what’s all the fuss
We all know the gay rumour “Khoi looks nice” – but hear the real buzz
Khoi is nice on mics now that I think of you right
You skill too far off point so tune to Y tonight
And learn the exact definition of being tight
This verse is just spectacles to make you see clearer
That those are the stupidest rhymes a cat ever wrote
I killed him who volunteers to be a pallbearer
For now let’s leave it on that note…


[ This message was edited by: khoi on 28-10-2003 07:45 ]

[General In8]

Phat_cat was good and lots of punchlines but i got the impression you were trying to hard.

On the other hand although not as many punchlines, Khoi was straight to the point and the dilivery was good.

I say yall either both deserve a point or nothin 4 both of yall
Actually yall both need to work on yo flows so none o u get a point. Sorry.

[khoi]

As I said this is my first battle on the net, im a scholar at this so Molybdenum can you please put that in lame man’s terms

And by the way Phat Cat I hope you don’t take any of this personally because I don‘t…

[Phat_Cat]

nah dawg...it´s all just fun ´n games....I  dont get mushy over net beef. Can we get some votes...plez.

[ This message was edited by: Phat_Cat on 28-10-2003 09:32 ]

[khoi]

ok now that we are clear on that,........ people please vote and comment!!

[Isis]

Ma vote goes to Khoi because he came differently
I´m jus tired of same ol stuff
"faggot this, u get f***ed in tha a**, dick rider blah blah blah

[digabledust]

Yeah mine Goes to khoi to, nice n swift, no hardcoreness. phat kat reminds me of that guy on 8 mile  wit tha vest, all hard 4 nothin. I jus like the way khoi approached this punchez werent killa but attitude did it 4 me
KHOI 1 for u

[briCK]

phat cat no disrespect but i feel you verse wasa directed at anyone not khoi, it was a general diss you were not battlinh khoi you were battling an imaginary mc..the rhymes were dope but ..bleh...i call it the copywrite syndrome tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
many puchlines but saying vert little khoi on the other hand called you a fga hahahahahaha...see
but yeah briCK does not vote i moderate so i always give my 2cents...but in general nice battle guys...


oh

[agent smith voice]

Mr Dust, Welcome back...weeeeeeeeee missed you

[\agent smith voice]

[digabledust]

YEAH im back HOLLA brick

[Phat_Cat]

ouch..... :-o

Yerah I know the FAG thing is cliche, but I tried to approach it diffrently...tyrna be funny..obviously tried 2 hard...aiight....
Thanks for pointers...
0-2 Kohi
more votes plez!!!! :-D

[ This message was edited by: Phat_Cat on 29-10-2003 07:55 ]

[Princesscribe]

On all around skill I think Phat is tops but in this particular battle khoi has to take it.

[blacKBull]

nice verses all round!!! but my vote goes to Khoi on this one!!! Phat Cat, u got sum mad skillz, my advice to you is to focus on your opponent when u writtn a battle verse!!! just my two cents worth!!!