According to the latest sales figures released by The Bookseller (as of October 15), we can give you a mini-table of the summer's 'big' releases:
1) Gerrard by Steven Gerrard: 76,459
2) My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney: 36,973
3) Totally Frank by Frank Lampard: 26,662
4) Rio: My Story by Rio Ferdinand: 7,651
5) My Defence by Ashley Cole: 3,128.
I'm just glad to see that money-grabbing traitor Cashle Cole's book is flopping big time