KFC: Our Daily Chicken

burnin_hott · **on:** December 18, 2006, 05:21:19 AM

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a million dollars if he would change "The Lord's Prayer" from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer.

Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 10 million dollars to change it from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken" and again the Pope refused the man's generous offer. Another week later, the man offered the Pope 20 million dollars and finally the Pope accepted. The following day, the Pope said to all his officials, "I have some good news and some bad news. 'The good news is, that we have just received a check for 20 million dollars. The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account!'''

source: http://planeturban.com.au/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2006

RearrangedReality · **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:32:18 AM

:lol:

burnin_hott · **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:38:48 AM

how funny is it? i got it from www.PlanetUrban.com.au/forum.

everytime i read it i still laugh :lol:

RearrangedReality · **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2006, 09:54:32 AM

really funny. I forwarded it to my friends.

burnin_hott · **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2006, 10:01:40 AM

awsome... you should check out the rest of the jokes on that site (www.PlanetUrban.com.au)

heres the direct link to the joke section! http://www.planeturban.com.au/forum/viewforum.php?f=17&sid=24f05fd5b2e5d2ef5fdc997e649f3a8f

RearrangedReality · **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2006, 10:16:18 AM

ok dude was this supposed to be a joke for one have a laugh or just spam?

I got the joke, laughed, now stop trying to trick me to go to your website.

BHLAKHROZE · **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2006, 04:41:33 PM

Quote from: "RearrangedReality"

I got the joke, laughed, now stop trying to trick me to go to your website.

AKA ' IM NOT YOUR FRIEND '

tl tl tl. do not make me laff unnecessarily. please.

* as she collapses off chair *

Beaker · **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2006, 04:53:39 PM

Quote from: "RearrangedReality"

I got the joke, laughed, now stop trying to trick me to go to your website.

funniest part of this whole thread!! :lol: i didn't get that other joke...

BHLAKHROZE · **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2006, 04:58:09 PM

^^^ thanks babes. neither did i.

* she exhales *