Cock Blockers

[N.A 187]

I aint never been cock blocked this long, Last week thursday my homie scooped three honeys from da block, we get booze and blaze sumtin, one of the hoes starts blacks out head budding the walls and windows so we put her to sleep. One on one we thought its game time, the other two birds decided to sleep together preventing us from gettin any.

nextday we throw em out.

That night two more comes in, we chow and smoke and right when a nigga is ready to bust a nut, them hoes give us a straight -up
NO!, SSSSSSShit whats a player gotta do?

Nextday we throw em out too.

learson learned, "ITS BETTER TO GET REJECTED BY A HOT CHICK THAN A UGLY DUCKLIN" :wink:

[Tonnes]

U NEED TO UP YOUR GAME SON  :lol:

[OG Beezak]

U NEED TO UP YOUR GAME SON  :lol:

Yeah, I couldn't agree more. Two nights in a row 8O  8O  8O



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[dat dude who happens to rap!]

187!

Your game is wack if you ant gettin some! Come on you making us rappers look bad. But on the real you got some golddiggers that drank your beer and smokes your blunts and told you'll to jurk off!


hahahahahahahahhah :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[BHLAKHROZE]

sorry. ndicel'ubuza. there is an ssumption no one is questioning here. so ke. ndicel'ubuza.

so the equation is some little bit of booze and blaze. and then equals get some. on some what. i have delusions i say. delusions. on some in my time. still. i mean is this still expected to have you on some good strike rate. what. was that the agreement or did you and your boy a**ume.    

then tsho tsho. good for them. uyewabideka chap.

come again.

[Beaker]

then tsho tsho. good for them. uyewabideka chap.

come again.

* dead*  :lol:  :lol:

[blaqsouljah]

BHLAKHROZE writes:

sorry. ndicel'ubuza. there is an ssumption no one is questioning here. so ke. ndicel'ubuza.

so the equation is some little bit of booze and blaze. and then equals get some. on some what. i have delusions i say. delusions. on some in my time. still. i mean is this still expected to have you on some good strike rate. what. was that the agreement or did you and your boy a**ume.

then tsho tsho. good for them. uyewabideka chap.

come again.

so as opposed to a lot of dinner and some dancing and maybe a stroll or four covering a couple of dates - then maybe you get some? what is then the a**umption after all that effort? you're dating? what? seeing one another? because i really believe that should these same girls be treated to some fancy stuff - my a**UMPTION is that the knickers wouldn't be bolted on. very much to the contrary - i think they would come off as if they were never there. i just think that it should be the thought that counts really. hehehe

but yes Mr. Cockblocked, you should up your game a lil bit and make sure that next time you aim - make sure you target the type of woman who would f*** for a blunt or maybe a puff. and you can avoid all this.  :wink:

[OG Beezak]

I personally don't think it was about the blunt or the type of women.

It all about the environment we players create. Usually women go with the flow. If the environment is gonna be stif/wanna be gentlemen type of ish (while you know that's not you), the girls will act the same. You can have blunts, alcohol or whatever. It no matter.If its free souls/niggers who don't act/who don't potray ish they not, then ladies will be free to be themselves too. What ever goes down will go down. But niggers always need take action. You don't need to speak it out. But you can throw gestures. Them "I wanna f*** with you gesture". I think chicks also know when it goes down like that. Play your game player, come on.

Ooh, one thing I realized is that weekend sex is like a dessert. If the dinner is there and is good, you'll get your dessert. Meaning if the company is good. Flip you'll get laid. Chicks need to be impressed/charmed, if they are, you wont even need to say who is laying where. And niggers must take action again, so she knows where she goes, cos she's no sangoma. Hahaha.

Be yourself again  cos she maybe a**uming you like her as girlfriend. And if she does, you ain't getting laid cos she may wanna find out if you true, or its not the alcohol/blunt speaking. As result you wait, maybe for the following week of which I doubt you'll do. Hahaha

And don't floss too much, they ain't buying that ish. Hahaha. Instead your pockets are gonna be empty. Hahaha. And you'll sleep like a Okappie, alone as f***. hahaha.

That's my lil expirience. Hahahaha

[Slickdaddy]

Ooh, one thing I realized is that weekend sex is like a dessert. If the dinner is there and is good, you'll get your dessert. Meaning if the company is good. Flip you'll get laid. Chicks need to be impressed/charmed, if they are, you wont even need to say who is laying where. And niggers must take action again, so she knows where she goes, cos she's no sangoma. Hahaha.

Be yourself again  cos she maybe a**uming you like her as girlfriend. And if she does, you ain't getting laid cos she may wanna find out if you true, or its not the alcohol/blunt speaking. As result you wait, maybe for the following week of which I doubt you'll do. Hahaha

And don't floss too much, they ain't buying that ish. Hahaha. Instead your pockets are gonna be empty. Hahaha. And you'll sleep like a Okappie, alone as f***. hahaha.

That's my lil expirience. Hahahaha

100% Xiniso

[N.A 187]

well, imma get mines.

Dro and beer is what im bout but a nigga never been on sum impressing tip.

Ng'zo bheja next time

[TOIVO]

welll nom wr a**asin

u c the problem is not that bafuna ubhejwa or bafuna more beer and blunts. the problem is 'u'

u dont do it for them, u not hot enaf and u most def not gud at charming dem ladies.  

blv it!    

[BHLAKHROZE]

[quote="blaqsouljah]

so as opposed to a lot of dinner and some dancing and maybe a stroll or four covering a couple of dates - then maybe you get some? what is then the a**umption after all that effort? you're dating? what? seeing one another? because i really believe that should these same girls be treated to some fancy stuff - my a**UMPTION is that the knickers wouldn't be bolted on. very much to the contrary - i think they would come off as if they were never there. i just think that it should be the thought that counts really. hehehe

but yes Mr. Cockblocked, you should up your game a lil bit and make sure that next time you aim - make sure you target the type of woman who would f*** for a blunt or maybe a puff. and you can avoid all this.  :wink:[/quote]


i cant believe im laffing at this. i mean really. gosh. boys * rolls eyes *

you know its boys that be creating these modus operandis (all below the belt mind you. haha). on some things must be equations. why dont you just ask her for some. so she can just say no. and then everyone gets on with their lives. i think we've just about given up on anything fancy meaning anything really. EXHIBIT A shall follow shortly. seem we have ourselves in a bind then huh. on some no show of effort or kind words mean anything. so then why bother.

and as for what the stroll or four (haha) means. well again. you know its like. it means nothing. i think this is the safest position from which to move from. no need for a**umptions from dude or lady. it means you took a walk with me. fanks :mrgreen: this is why you dudes will find yourselves strung over a whole year. a whole year i say. nevermind your couple of dates. on some if youre not tired by then. then maybe ill answer your call. mwaaahaha!!! :twisted: there be no honour amongst thieves i say. tryna act all done wrong when having to fork out - on some chicks all wanting your money (make that money ladies - this one needs to be made obselete) when you are infact tryna to steal some of me.  

any girl who gives it to a dude must want to. and not imagine that anything he has said or done is proof of anything. it usually isnt. give it to him coz you want to. otherwise under g. the equation does not add up. they seem to think they have us figured. i mean really. who us. such complex and magnificent creations. figured. ha!

and yes. women differ. as do dudes (word has it 8O ) so he can make spliff and some booze his bait. perhaps someone will bite. he must just spare me the details. i cannot relate.

DO FEEL FREE TO SAY NO. AND MAKE IT MEAN SOMETHING. :evil:

* continues with colouring in book *

[BHLAKHROZE]

EXHIBIT A.

And niggers must take action again, so she knows where she goes, cos she's no sangoma. Hahaha.
Be yourself again  cos she maybe a**uming you like her as girlfriend. And if she does, you ain't getting laid cos she may wanna find out if you true, or its not the alcohol/blunt speaking. As result you wait, maybe for the following week of which I doubt you'll do. Hahaha

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[OG Beezak]

@BHLAKHROZe

Hahaha. My question to you lady: Have you ever done something (especially of a sexual nature) and ask yourself how you got involved? Maybe you ask yourself when all the damage is done. Have you ever find yourself being impressed by a dude so much that you think giving it to him will return the favor.

As for me I won't lie and say I've got women figured. hahaha. Was just giving some of my lil experience, nothing beyond. I know women got needs, and they give it to you if they want to. However, as male as well we got the capacity to persuade and stimulate you just as much as you do to us. And, as for shooting straight, come on, nobody like ruining their opportunities cos for some of you, can't take straight talk (a**ume it's offensive) So beating around the bush as another way for us, unless I up against a realist as well.

It's all nature man, no one is being made an object here. Even male birds flash their feathers to females, those who got them beautiful feathers and can display them properly (those who got game and can play the game) always get laid. It's nature no offense to women. May be offensive to feminists. Got no beef with you either ladies

Anyways, I'll never figure you girls out. I like the fact that you of a confusing nature (not easy to understand), that complexity I like, especially when she got an attitude I don't understand (kind of a turn on for me. hahaha)

[BHLAKHROZE]

@BHLAKHROZe

Hahaha. My question to you lady: Have you ever done something (especially of a sexual nature) and ask yourself how you got involved? Maybe you ask yourself when all the damage is done. Have you ever find yourself being impressed by a dude so much that you think giving it to him will return the favor.

As for me I won't lie and say I've got women figured. hahaha. Was just giving some of my lil experience, nothing beyond. I know women got needs, and they give it to you if they want to. However, as male as well we got the capacity to persuade and stimulate you just as much as you do to us. And, as for shooting straight, come on, nobody like ruining their opportunities cos for some of you, can't take straight talk (a**ume it's offensive) So beating around the bush as another way for us, unless I up against a realist as well.

It's all nature man, no one is being made an object here. Even male birds flash their feathers to females, those who got them beautiful feathers and can display them properly (those who got game and can play the game) always get laid. It's nature no offense to women. May be offensive to feminists. Got no beef with you either ladies

Anyways, I'll never figure you girls out. I like the fact that you of a confusing nature (not easy to understand), that complexity I like, especially when she got an attitude I don't understand (kind of a turn on for me. hahaha)

you know. im loving the way we are doing this. the congenial spirit in which we are approaching this (touch wood). coz it gets late here on AG. quick. an uppercut here and there but we're all in stitches. thats a good place to start aint it. (shyt. are you boys charming me. all this incentive business you keep bringing up. NOOOOO!!!! :arrow: )

yeah. right. im going to be getting into the intricacies of my sex life or lack thereof in this place. chances are. but ill tell you that i know better than to expect boys to be returning favours you guys dont specialise in that. and certainly where there were any 'accidents' - we shall call them accidents for all intents and purposes. where there were any it certainly wasnt coz they had money or like treated me like the princess they should have as far as im concerned. it simply happened. perhaps impressed by the person. 'tale as old as time. song as old as rhyme'. and this is where we come to the fork in the road. how about just trusting that who you are is enough. how about that. how about not putting so much emphasis on lying to me. and creating all these figments and illusions. and then youll turn around and say we wants your money. we want you to be all fancy. please note: creative does not equals fancy. and im talking about dudes who actually like the person in question. im not interested in chaps who are trying to score themselves one nighters. you mofos are on your own. and i hope you lose. i hope they take your money. smoke your stash. get you to drive them and their 3 friends around. buy expensive cocktails. and play dead at the end of it it. lord knows they will have learnt from the best of yo'll. and i look you over. and think: baffoons. because chaps i wonder what you guys are going to do when women are not interested in your money. what then. when i can buy the things you think you are gonna be dazzling me with (not that you mustnt if you insist ofcourse :mrgreen: ). when your bag o' tricks starts looking awfully similiar to mine. then what. and this is what you have to start preparing for. * tightens her own purse strings * who do you become in the face of that. how are you to navigate these oft too stormy seas of the kingdom of the bedroom.  

im coming to the place where i prefer shooting straight bra. to avoid all this unnecessary shyt. and its shyt most likely the woman will have to deal with and carry. so excuse me if i ask you at the door what brings you to my parts. you guys lie. you dont beat around the bush. you lie. and that is truth. its reality as we know it. and that may be your game. and thats how yo'll congratulate yourselves at the end of the day. but understand that when women get tired of it. they are gonna run such circles around you you wont even know where to begin. you will take your chances at the door or not. youve come to get some. say so. who knows one may be just as sexually attracted to you and thats all they want. who knows. you want more than say so. and do try lie. do try it. i honestly think we've been lied to so many times now. that we could sit you down. on some re-enactment. like who does this remind you of.  

by all means. do stimulate me. just lift your standards. we are people just like you. boring is boring. a chance taker is a chance taker. end of story. you complain about women and we complain about you. but then we both have such low reflections of each other. you pull the same stunts. and women continue to get away with murder. and then you want to be shocked. but why. if you are gonna pull stunts. is thats your approach to begin with. rest a**ured you are gonna get yourself played. and all the while you will think you are on top of it.

im just suggesting that okes better have a back up plan. your time is running out. what you know may not always work anymore. grow.


* whistles at sexy boy pa**ing *