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Reply #45 on: July 23, 2007, 03:52:45 PM
Take it easy on criticising that INFA line "always ready like everready" It was a club tune. this is what I dont understand about heads. The point of that track was to get people dancing. Dont expect to hear someone dropping science or to politic on a track with a chorus that goes Shake shake what your mama gave you... do you feel like dancing tonight". Infa's verse is the best in being catchy, but not on lyrical terms. I dig it. Its just a dance tune. Come on people. if I want to hear punchlines I listen to Proverb, not a club tune. Heads can be so one dimensional or narrow minded at times. Ok still on that track and talking about punchlines, how about this one from Slikour "gcwala ngathi like a full panty" HAHAHA. Nice one.

The patience doctor line is overused. Someone once said " i wanted to be a doctor but I dont have the patience (or patients)"

N Veigh brings the heat on punchlines though. Golden Shovel too. TOP as well - crazy punchlines.

golden Shovel on Definitive "F*&#k Windows, I run doors and Gates, so Bill can peep trough his windows and see me on stage"

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Reply #46 on: July 23, 2007, 04:18:15 PM
"With a beauty sleep bitch but you still wake up breaking mirrors"- TOP

"I don't give a flying f*** like intaka ezingama-virgin"- Ma-B (Driemanskap)
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Reply #47 on: July 23, 2007, 04:28:17 PM
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Take it easy on criticising that INFA line "always ready like everready" It was a club tune. this is what I dont understand about heads. The point of that track was to get people dancing. Dont expect to hear someone dropping science or to politic on a track with a chorus that goes Shake shake what your mama gave you... do you feel like dancing tonight". Infa's verse is the best in being catchy, but not on lyrical terms. I dig it. Its just a dance tune. Come on people. if I want to hear punchlines I listen to Proverb, not a club tune. Heads can be so one dimensional or narrow minded at times. Ok still on that track and talking about punchlines, how about this one from Slikour "gcwala ngathi like a full panty" HAHAHA. Nice one.

The patience doctor line is overused. Someone once said " i wanted to be a doctor but I dont have the patience (or patients)"

N Veigh brings the heat on punchlines though. Golden Shovel too. TOP as well - crazy punchlines.

golden Shovel on Definitive "F*&#k Windows, I run doors and Gates, so Bill can peep trough his windows and see me on stage"
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Reply #48 on: July 23, 2007, 08:57:14 PM
@Merchant... Dude a Punchline is a punchline, whether be it a club track or not,  maybe we should go back to basics and analyse what a  PUNCHLINE is?

Again dont mind me i just have a tendency of making sense

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Reply #49 on: July 23, 2007, 11:06:51 PM
i writes in braille so you can feel me flow  :D ...this punchline shit really ain that hard :lol:
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Reply #50 on: July 23, 2007, 11:45:35 PM
"i'm still the brutal lord, so rappers remain kneeling/
i came swinging bats like i was a cave ceiling/"

"watch me drop bars like overturned trucks from Cadbury"

"stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual/
'cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer" - Vast Aire Kramer

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freestyle till we hoarse like Hlubi when sayin 'Parsons'"
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Reply #51 on: July 24, 2007, 08:45:11 AM
i'm spiderman with an eye in his hand,call it website

you are like the titanic when it sank in the film-you are killin jack

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Reply #52 on: July 24, 2007, 09:20:24 AM
Quote from: "Uno."

"I don't give a flying f*** like intaka ezingama-virgin"- Ma-B (Driemanskap)


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Reply #53 on: July 24, 2007, 10:02:30 AM
This is ill delivery, like getting a**isatnce from an evil mid wife- Krook'd

Krooked, it is I, like an upsidedown exclamation mark- Krookd

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Reply #54 on: July 24, 2007, 10:47:19 AM
Im experiencing a bumpy ride when battling this cat coz his rhymes are hilareous(hill areas).

My food for thought is so wanted i just signed a deal with McDonalds.

They stole my ford but guess what man i still still got my focus.

Dumb a**holes yo ask for envelopes when i address you'll in cyfaz.

Rip out your spinalcord then you'll see that i ghot your back.
m not in it for the hell of it son/
its been a long time dream never needed a screen to tell a vision/
with the knowledge of a dentist for the willing to listen/
coz if you open wide i will start filling your wisdom/

Proverb is sick.....

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Reply #55 on: July 24, 2007, 11:10:58 AM
sundqhel' ikapa msuthwako yho masepuli izitya.. driemaanskaap.

if i ever call u a bitch u must castrate me and take me to the wolves- heard it in a play called waiting for thandiwe
i'll resurect ur still born fetus and kill it again....

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Reply #56 on: July 24, 2007, 11:19:56 AM
Ya'll ain't got no aim bunch of sloppy sprayers/
Hitting up the wall more than hockey players -Lloyd Banks

Cars I 23 'em and armor all the tires up/
And keep a long line of hoes like fire trucks- Lloyd Banks

If Faith had twins, she'd probably have "Tupac's"/
Get it, "Two..Pacs"   :lol: -B.I.G.

we do dirt like worms/
produce g's like sperm/
til legs spread like germs- Jay-Z

I'm a jet fuel abuser, now 7-4 to the 5/
Hova's dough is on autopilot, I don't even drive -Jay-Z  :x "ya**us"

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Reply #57 on: August 03, 2007, 02:10:30 PM
The number of people i sent to heaven
produces more digits than 22 divided by 7( PI)

use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy

curse to heaven and laugh while the sky electrocutes me

when i fight you, i won't snipe you
i'll use an HIV infected needle to strike you

my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder to catch
like an escape tunnel in prison i started from scratch

I can't think of any rite now...
i'll post sumore l8r
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Reply #58 on: August 03, 2007, 02:28:56 PM
My metaphors are so complicated
it takes six minutes to get a plause
and by the time yall catch on
i'mma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor
so you'll have nothing to fall back on  "Eminem"

If victories are flawless(floorless) then what are you gonna land on?

I'll steal the ice out ya freezer
and leave the food...
take the remote control
and not the tv...       "Thirston Howl III"

i'll make you fool stop like the back of a sentence.(fullstop) "ProVerb"

i'm not one of a bloodshed
but i'm afraid that when i get on a track
i might just kill it
and end up behind bars
of chocolate... "Life Forces"

these words are cummin' outta my mouth like ejaculation
target is ya neck, the mission is decapitation...   "Dymize"

WHO BUT POLICE DESERVE PRISON... "Ben Sharpa"

the only place i can find justice
is deep inside of these lines that i design... "Mr Lif"

f*** the President
he don't represent the ghetto resident "Method Man"

if you wanna do shit
go and burn down the parliament... "Life Forces"

i'll think of some l8r
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Reply #59 on: August 03, 2007, 02:59:11 PM
Life's not a bitch
life is a beatyful woman
you only call her a bitch
'coz she won't let you get that pussy
or it's coz yall didn't share any similar interests
or maybe you're just an a**hole who could't sweettalk a princess... "Aesop Rock Fly Earth One Demeanour"

I'm looking inside your eyez and i'm reading your mind... "Supernatural"
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