Fav punchline....

[The Angry Hand of God]

Went to the store saw your CD for 99 cents bitch, what!/ Blank CDs are a dollar fifty - you'd make more if you shut the f*** up ...

My philosophy, speak animosity keep shit in a bag like a colostomy

I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
with weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles
You liars, i'm tired of all your fake drug dealing tales
the only time yall see grams is when yall drink them gingerales

"I never met a b!tch who fazed me, cuz mentally and physically god was showing off when he created me"


As far as that album you dropped, I ain't feelin it
I wouldn't buy your record if it had a hundred dollar bill in it

I cheat fate and move death closer, Derek Barbosa
I beat Macy Gray to death with Erykah Badu's poster

Chino dissed me, rappers whine,
To disrespect you, I would had to have respect for you at one time,
I never did, and don't care, so come up on air
Put your money where your mouth is, make my crotch a millionaire


No jealousy, please dunny it's just my life
Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife


Now you gonna listen?! Or do I have to remind you?
I'll punch a hole through your chest
and give a pound to the man behind you


Without the H.I.V. I'm positive you don't wanna test
I leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest    

And I'ma be the sickest till I'm dead
The type to rent Halloween 4 eight times just to laugh at LL's head
My new album is Flo-Jo's heart, watch it blow up
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up

- Chino XL

Very few people out there even come close when it comes to punches. We could make a whole thread just from him.

[Mr Dymize]

I'm bad enough to commit suicide
and survive long enough to kill my soul after i'm dead... "-Royce Da Five-Nine"

i'm so ahead of my time
my parents still are in diapers and teethin... "-Chino XL"

[blak boy]

Qoute

Rip out your spinalcord then you'll see that i got your back

you are like the titanic when it sank in the film-you are killin jack

i'mma end your career
and walk away with the whole floor
so you'll have nothing to fall back on "Eminem"


"..all men were created equal/emcees are uneven/   , ask blind man steven if he's seen how the sunset looks/ thats something u cudnt feel with a braillebook..."-vastaire(stress rap)

What's goin on like Marvin said,
We can't all get along... Marvin's Dead!- Hueman

I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
with weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles
cheat fate and move death closer, Derek Barbosa
I beat Macy Gray to death with Erykah Badu's poster

Now you gonna listen?! Or do I have to remind you?
I'll punch a hole through your chest
and give a pound to the man behind you

You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up



Have yo say this has been some funny ish, cats are madd sick on the lines, ranging from Chino, who was dope no matter which way you look at it, Vast Air, Damn the name just tells you what dude is about, Immortal Yech, wordsworth, cats are just twisted.

Remember one time in a cypher Ko mahlanyeg a tshane heard a cat say

I can see by your teeth you are a Kaizer Chiefs Supporter"

ish was cla**ic, see that's what a line is for me, its that instantaneous dopeness that's way refresshing, killing and illing at one time. and for real. but for funny, dope lines you gots to check you redman, clef, keith murray but the chino rips it,

[King Genius]

THEY PUNCH LINE I PUNCH PAGES ON PARAGRAPHS!!!

I SMOKE WEED TO GET ROYAL HIGHNESS

...and the whole song. Its by Proverb and sum cat i dont know (if u know, kindly tell me), last (hidden) track on maximum sentence

[entrytools]

u're mad shook,i can tell by the twinkle in ur bitch eyes

[syc]

"M A dash E plays chess like Stefano" - Ma-E

loving that one!

[Killa Merc]

Y'all niggaz like 14 days, 2 week for me" -40 Cal.


I pa** by with the top off, like my car was named lil kim" - lil'wayne

[daliq]

"I Skool Ni99az, then After Skool Ni99aZ, like detention" - Ras Ka**

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

"Im alwayz in the starting line-up,my aim is superb,You Kruger National park artists is Game reserves"-ZUBS

[Trusenz]

Chino XL is a punchline specialist:


You need protection like Easy E's widow


....on some now you see me now you dont shit like an African running through zebra's


niggaz get fully laced like Madonna's wardrobe in the 80's


but f*** that......

I'm more about the power lines for example.... BIG PUN..check this...

...f***ing with this is hazardous to amateur battlers/ average niggaz get lost i the course of embarrasment/ 'fcourse you dont have a chance/ I'm the boss and your eminence/ get tossed in an ambulance /with the force of an avalanche/ i torture your fragile a**/ with rhetorical paragraphs/ for all of you that will laugh/ at a historical aftermath.......

[kinetik]

Eminem:
"You wouldn't sell two copies even if you pressed a double album"

Wordsworth:
"Sony or Aiwa, black or white - I fit in all stereotypes"

Crooked I:
"My .22s stay open like the legs of 11 whores"

[entrytools]

Celph titled
can't change laws son, that's a government issue
But I'll break laws with a gun that's a government issue

we outstanding like Buckingham Palace guards
and if you weaponless I still leave you unarmed, literally

Duct or electrical we use all different kinds of mix tape

[kinetik]

^^^LOL at Celph beefing with DJs on that song for no apparent reason.

[entrytools]

yo man,mayb the cat hates it when he hears a wack beat from a dj nd so tells them to step up

[RapScalLyon]

"so Esoteric, when u gonna bring the pain, son?"//
"It's probably getting done as we speak like Jenna Jameson"