I know a girl who looks good and looks like she could smell good too, but alas, her breath smells of rot. Always smells like she eats month-old corpses and washes it down with raw sewerage.
I think my sense of smell is too sensitive, cos I can smell shit like this even when she's facing the other way. My boy thought I was imagining it till he spoke to her and he smelled it too. she has this layer of white stuff on her tongue. I'm gonna buy her one of thos eColgate things with the tongue cleaner.
what if common has halitosis, then what, huh?
