Lil wayne's WTF/worst lines

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

after i read from another forum dayyme,shit cracks me up.

I'm Gettng more cheese than macaroni
And I'm in more beef than beefaroni

I get puzzy like a dog.

I get money like a cash register.

You nyggas can't see me, I'm invisible.

I'm fly like an eagle.

I kill nyggas like murder.

I carry big guns like I'm in Iraq.

I got more jewelry than Zales.

I'm sick like I got a cold.

I get brain like a skull.

I'm dope like heroin.

My teeth platinum like my album.

I wear a wifebeater like a wifebeater.

I murder nyggas like death.

I'm a hustler like the magazine.

I'm a star like trek.

I'm a shooter like Kobe.

I'm a boss like Hugo.

My bytch cuban like Mark.

I phuck bytches like dogs.

I'm rich like Gannon.

I got ice like a freezer.

You nyggas sweet like candy

I bring heat like a radiator

I spit flames like a dragon

I got that white like toilet paper

My rhymes a** like faeces

WHAT THE f***,PALM TO THE FOREHEAD

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

"I'm warm like yo breath,
but cold like death,
me and my daddy is closer then Red and Meth,"

I'm red like blood,
and I'm wet like a tub,
put the two together in the way I theoried it,
I just comapred myself to a woman's period"

[thought...]

 How profound

[Thornz]

"bitch i get more neck than a violin..."

I'm still lovin that lil wayne/juelz santana spoof tho


that shit is more truth than a "spoof" lol!!

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

This is the same nigga that was against on my "how to write a lil wayne verse" thread

[Killa Merc]

How about this one "it's weezy baby, no crying / I can say dont rhyme and its gon rhyme".

[Killa Merc]

or this ".... and we on like the television" 

[briCK]

wow..

I am wet like a tub...and I thought our very own Proverb had the most cartoony similes...

[briCK]

on like the television?

good thing I smartened up and dropped this hip hop shit like STDs

[Dpleezy]

weezy is all about the flow and the swagger. no point listening to weezy if you want intelligent, thought provoking lyrics. 90% of all lyrics are pretty dumb when you break them down. if you want philosophy go read a book.

[briCK]

^^^ poor excuse!!!

but i guess you a weezy fan

[Dpleezy]

^^^ poor excuse!!!

but i guess you a weezy fan

i don't mind him - he's an entertainer. but i wouldn't listen to his music to help me understand the mysteries of life.

[Beaker]

Funny! I love him.

Here's to not taking yourself too seriously! (wadup bhlakhie  where are you?)

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

"I got 2 cars like a garage"

 

[Thornz]

"weezy f. bay-bay/ please say the bay-bay/'S' on my chest so i gota save the bay-bay"