Apparently JZ was so happy with himself he went out and raped two AIDS patients afterwards.
Rumour has it that he is already making plans to improve our HIV prevention and treatment campaigns when he becomes president, by dropping the price of soap by 50%.
On a serious not though, I'm actually glad he won. I see him as the lesser of two evils and he seems to be surrounding him with good, hardworking and intelligent people, other than Thabo who only hangs with yes-men and listens to no-one.
Lets see what happens.
