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Reply #30 on: March 19, 2008, 12:43:25 PM
 ;D ;D all in good fun nyambz We'd buy you dinner but........

Nyambz coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at wimpy's forgot his birthday.

The last time Nyambz went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.


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Reply #31 on: March 19, 2008, 12:48:45 PM
Quote from: nyambz on March 19, 2008, 12:40:43 PM
Curse the day i ever started this thread.

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Nyambz B&B has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Nyambz doesn't log onto AG. AG logs onto Nyambz.
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Reply #32 on: March 19, 2008, 01:16:25 PM
^^ TEHEHEHEHEHE!

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Reply #33 on: March 19, 2008, 01:33:19 PM
Nyambz has citizenship in every country.
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Reply #34 on: March 19, 2008, 01:44:59 PM
Nyambz once slapped da shit out of a fool when he (the fool) carried a magnifying gla** to a flea market.


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Reply #35 on: March 19, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: blaklez on March 19, 2008, 01:33:19 PM
Nyambz has citizenship in every country.
You forget to mention he has his own country...And every body looks like him.
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Reply #36 on: March 19, 2008, 01:49:46 PM
wakakakaka * cough * wakaka

Nyambz uses pepper spray to spice up his steak.

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Reply #37 on: March 19, 2008, 01:50:52 PM
Arguing with nyambz over the internet isnt like running in the special olympics, that sh*t will straight up get you killed
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Reply #38 on: March 19, 2008, 01:54:46 PM
Nyambz has decided to travel with his bnb up on his shoulders in the near future.
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Reply #39 on: March 19, 2008, 01:57:46 PM
If you dont want to get hijacked, put a nyambz sticker on your car's back window.
quot;Don't take shots if you ain't usin a handgun"

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Reply #40 on: March 19, 2008, 01:58:15 PM
Some time ago, when Nyambz was still captain for black leopards football club, he was faced with a serious decision to make. Zambia was playing word cup qualifiers in Cairo, and B.Leopards were playing against kaizaer chiefs in bloemfontein on the same day at the same time. He decided to play stay and play in bloemfontein.

Long story short. He scored 3 goals against egypt and eight against kaiser chiefs. 8)
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Reply #41 on: March 19, 2008, 02:02:59 PM
If you spell Nyambz in Scrabble, You win. Forever

Nyambz sheds his skin twice a year.

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Reply #42 on: March 19, 2008, 02:03:58 PM
Quote from: MuseRaw on March 19, 2008, 01:54:46 PM
Nyambz has decided to travel with his bnb up on his shoulders in the near future.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D hahahahaaaa haaaaaaaaa tltltltltl...gagagagag
tststststststs krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrk.....yhohohohhhhhhhhhhhooooo
i'll resurect ur still born fetus and kill it again....

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Reply #43 on: March 19, 2008, 02:07:18 PM
Quote from: BALDiLOKS on March 19, 2008, 02:02:59 PM


Nyambz sheds his skin twice a year.

This one is true...google it if you dont believe me.
The shed skin actually forms the primary material used in bullet proof vests and bomb proof windows, making him a terrorists number one and yet most feared enemy.

Fact: Bin Laden only went into hiding when he found out Nyambz was looking for him, prior to him finding this out, he was spotted streaking but neked down the halls of the terrorism unit of the cia screaming "you cant catch me, you cant catch me!!"
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Reply #44 on: March 19, 2008, 02:11:06 PM
Nyambz doesn't pay for calls. He holds up the phone and money comes out.

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