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what is hip hop without those lines that hit home.... every now and then there is
a moment where one just needs to go "OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!, he didnt say that'...

i know a thread like this had been created in the past, but i'm sure that yall heads
have made new discoveries...

anyways, without further adue.... i'll start it off

"I'll backsmack you so hard,  your seeds will be born deformed" - Holocaust
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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my boy dropped dimes bou VastAire's line to me yesterday...he was battlin sum other dude who was talkin bou how he'l burn him wit his heater

VastAire was like "yeah /you'l pull ur gun but ill pull the sun"


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(During a live battle, Jin points at the Game, who is chilling in the audience watching the show)

"This cat came all the way from Compton 'cos Game recognise game"
20/20 HIP-HOP RADIO

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No offense to The Jews but

"My Style Is Hard To Find Like A Jew Who Owns A German Shepard" -Dymize
"You Couln't Reach The Top In A Bad Game of Tetris"



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my boy dropped dimes bou VastAire's line to me yesterday...he was battlin sum other dude who was talkin bou how he'l burn him wit his heater
VastAire was like "yeah /you'l pull ur gun but ill pull the sun"
:-\ ???

You wouldn't spit a punch if u threw up @ a cocktails nite out


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You wouldn't spit a punch if u threw up @ a cocktails nite out
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

twisted...
"You Couln't Reach The Top In A Bad Game of Tetris"



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Mos Def.. Is on another.

"Cats take it to heart like a ventricle" Very nice wity punchline. Makes me smile every time i hear it.

Kweli also had some nice punchline on Erick Sermons "Chillin"

"...Running After
working A 9 To 5 Now Is Like You Hustling Backwards"


"when The Things You Own Start Owning You, They Your Master"



Too serious..



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You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first - Qwell


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You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first - Qwell

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"Like Doors With No Knobs My Shit Is Mostly Mishandled" - X-Rated

"You Remind Me of School on A Sunday, NO CLa**" - RedMan
"You Couln't Reach The Top In A Bad Game of Tetris"



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a few favourites..

"I cant be served, like consecutive life sentences," -Qwel

"Me wear Fubu, man listen, thats like the Malboro man smokin a Winston" - Thirstin Howl III

"My mouth must be full of insect faeces, cos Im always saying some fly shit" - Thirstin Howl III

"i leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest" - Chino XL

"If the mic had a** cheeks, the sticker in my hand would say priority seating" - Vast Aire

"you couldnt make the crowd throw their hands up if the swallowed their fingers" - Eminem
lil niggaz they ain't around that powder
They ain't Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/
plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower.. You don't move white you lyin' dogg/
that's a neverending story without the white flying dog


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I'm gona bring this back home, a nice punch from our own shores.

"Notorious for going out big excuse the Pun" - Mawe2

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 love black, I wish I was two shades darker


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I'm gona bring this back home, a nice punch from our own shores.

"Notorious for going out big excuse the Pun" - Mawe2


Oohhhh!!!!! DaYM!!!!

a few favourites..

"I cant be served, like consecutive life sentences," -Qwel

"i leave rappers confused like homeless cats on house arrest" - Chino XL


GOD DIZZLE!!!!!

"You Couln't Reach The Top In A Bad Game of Tetris"



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You couldn't beat me to death if I let you jump first - Qwell
very nice

"...hit u wit the left so u can be quiet/
if u carry on makin a noise u have the right to remain silent" ProVerb
quot;elohim! with the rhyme scheme
and when the lyrics leave the mouth they look lyk light beam,
with wings attached to the mic I say fly rhymes"


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