the shit in my life

[Taf1]

So... i've really been tryin my best to stay outta trouble and just be 'decent'. Esp after a long convo with a good female friend i've know for many many many years where she enlightened me about the name i created for myself back home (a bad one at that) for being a terrorist when it came to feminines.  i actually had no idea i was 'that bad' considering i never had problems getting a girl but that story for later.

The issue at hand here, had a lil scuffle with my ex over some girl. Apparently it seems like i've moved on a lil to quickly for her liking and she made it very clear that she is not particulalrly happy with how all of a sudden im comfortably hanging out and spending time with some lil 2nd year girl. You know how women are. I tried to plead my innocence, however, as i have NOT made a pa** at this other young one. It didnt help, ex-Mrs Taf is mad. But this isnt the actual story here.

I leave my cabin to hit the library coz i just wanted a neutral venue to do my books with 3 a**ignments due on 1 day. Im f***ed. Anyway i get to Uni, jump into the library and some 3 African honeys just caught my eye. I deliberately pa** by where they can see me, right? Not that i meant to do anything but its just a nigga thing. So i pa** by and give em a stare and kept walking...

Hold on 1 sec brb

[Taf1]

I go to a really secluded spot where i usually get my intellect on. Sit down and as im taking my books out what do i see? One of the 3 girls is standing in front of me and she seems a bit nervous. Im thinkin ok... interesting. Anyway she cuts str8 to the chase and says to me "My friends dared me to kiss you for $250. Im like WTF? but there's a slight problem besides my amusement. She is ugly i mean fugly and worse still has a missing tooth. No lie im f***in serious! B4 i reply she says to me 'Get up and kiss me my friends are waiting.' Then i say to myself nah gotta take charge here then i told her to sit her a** down and talk proper.

She is so nervous i can see her literally sweating and that just gave me confidence hehehe  to my surprise she sits down and i ask her what her name is bla bla bla. Not that i cared i was buying time. Next thing the other 2 girls pitch up and say to her 'He refused dint he?'. Even if she was ugly i dint wanna embarra** her like that so i stepped up and said to the ladies "I didnt refuse i just wanted to kiss all 3 of you and we can call it even." I know, it sounds so corny and silly. I couldnt believe myself. It was worth a try coz the other 2 were FIZOOIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYNNNNEEE! One was tall and very very very dark. But the beauty on that face was something else and the hell i swore Sudanese people would never be the object in my eye but this girl changed my mind coz really she was that beautiful. I still could do without the darkness. The other was average height, light and had a body any man would wish his woman had. Funny enough they actually agreed to my proposal LOL. Yes i kissed all 3... no peck on the cheek type... str8 lip locl and tongue action

anyway the story goes on

[phunksuu]

you kissed them in the library?
screw the ex! its been long enough! LOL

[Taf1]

all done, i let these birds go coz i had shit to do. everyone was happy and more than satisfied. Eish i love uni!

In the end this thing disturbed my whole flow... so i called it a day and left for my homies cabin. I get there we start talkin abt honeys and all that and i told him of my ordeal. Everything is cool we chilling then he starts telling me about this girl he f***ed who was just on his case abt a relationship. Im like tz kul bra who be she?

It so happens to be my new potential squeeze. Great just f***in gr8. That obviously cancels her out compeletly. This is the problem with having these playa type dudes as yo homies nigga has f***ed so many girls he is leaving us with 2nd hand shit to deal with. That was my Q to leave, now im home. How mixed can a day get. How is everyone doing?

[General In8]

everyone is probably havin a normal lyf ie not residing in taf world! niggar please!!! i can see y u got urself a bad name back home n den u have da audacity to complain about 2nd hands? like cum on.


"I know, it sounds so corny and silly. I couldnt believe myself."

ya think???









but then i gess if a niggar fine a niggar fine and he cant help it if women throwin themselves on him....

[Taf1]

@phunk - oh yes i did 

@Moly - c'mon show me some love also, but lets be honest noone wants 2nd hands. I'm no saint sure but can ue see drama follows ME?

[General In8]

yeah man, i luv u just da way u r.......


oh and drama dnt follow u, it dwells/resides/lives/breathes with u

[Tarstar]

ok. STORY sounds very familiar,except for 1 part

so I'm f***kd up right straight from cla** after receivng and getting corrections from my bad accounting results. Bag behind my bag, headed straight back to the res.
Behind me are three gr8 looking honeys, i keep glancing behind to see how tight they are,anyway i keep hearing them giggle and I keep thinking I'm the reason for their amusement.
anyway I hear one say in Sepedi I'll tell him, and I dont kno how to act, then one of them finally calls at me hesitantly thinking I aint heard.
I stop immediately and ask them why they called. 1 said they did'nt, but the other said No we did,infact 1 of us have something to tell u
I'm like yeah I'm listening, she continues infact this person dared us to tell u how she feels about u, she says she likes u and its her
I'm over the moon and she's as nervous as a virgin,kept giggling and denying what she said with her friends aguing,anyway we keep walking and dey tell me for how long she fancy me, before i went my own direction we talked,damn she was fine as hell.
anyway I found out from her when we started jolling that she was
really having a crush on me and one of her friends decided to tell me when she was infact against it but now is glad her friend did.

and oh me too.

[The Mighty Loks]

Hey hay kodwa siyaqhathwa apha...

[Omero's Daddy]

@ Taf? Why did they offer the other girl dollars to kiss you? Didnt they have rands? Or was it back in Zim?

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

ok. STORY sounds very familiar,except

ha ha ha, laughing while i play the track, Busted by the Isle Brothers

[The Mighty Loks]

@ Taf? Why did they offer the other girl dollars to kiss you? Didnt they have rands? Or was it back in Zim?

Nigga this is some BS made up story coZ even if they were in Zim do you really think any1 is in a position to be giving away money coz yo a** got kissed.
I know we said you had a cute smile Taf but you taking this ish a bit too far. You aint no Common nigger.

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

Hey hay kodwa siyaqhathwa apha...

Uyasipheka

[The Mighty Loks]

Hey hay kodwa siyaqhathwa apha...

Uyasipheka

Chin uyasiqhela.

[churchofthe latterdayLatte]

qhathiwe...qha.