baldi, i'm the one that was in the tag team.
The same chick that asked for the DP, also asked me to stick my whole hand up her. That was cool. It was like having my very own human handpuppet.
Something disturbing happened to me the other night. I think it may have something to do with Johannesburg’s water or something, cos I was really worried.
Let me explain.
I worked very hard for years. It took hours upon hours of practice and sacrifice, but finally 5 years ago, I was awarded the title of Grand Cocksman.
In sex terms, this is probably the equivalent of a doctorate or professorship. I am allowed to teach and practice cocksmanship all over the world. However twice in the past four or five months, I have had the strangest thing happen.
The first time I made the mistake of using one of those stupid “Endurance” condoms, for guys who get a little overexcited (you know who you are). I don’t know what made me do this, but I did, with disastrous consequences. I ended up going on for so long that I got that feeling that you get when you are unfit and you work out too much. Even the chick complained and asked me to get it over with, cos its starting to hurt. I felt like vomiting and I was completely exhausted, so we decided to call it quits. I hated leaving the job incomplete, so I had to make up for it in the morning. Those things make you completely numb, stay away from them.
The second time I had a problem, I have no explanation for however. Once again, I was going at it, like I was taught at the academy, but this time something strange happened. During round two, I just lost all sensation and started getting numb. I kept going obviously and as the chickadee told me she was about to come, I got this piercing headache, which felt as if someone had just driven a spike through my temples.
I had to stop and take two myprodols with a beer, just to get it to go away.
I’m scared of what is happening. If this happens again and the people at the institute find out, I may have to return my cape and sword.
