How 2 tell hes a Backpacker

[phunksuu]

@ nemisis...if you are banging then you a banger
E.g: Joy Denalane

[motho]

i see, i thot u said banger as in cheese banger that u eat..gues it makes a bit of sense if u put it that way

[Tebzah]

Real backpackers know all the MCs u never heard of, with "deep" names like

1.Extrapolate
2.Futureristics Elastoplast

3.Again I heard they talk "Ebonics" and refer to themselves as "heads" and call people they dont like "suckka niggas" ba**ically= any unpleasant word+nigga at the end. It doesnt matter if they are in Chiawelo or Mabopane...afterall they r all "dope niggas"

4. Although South African....they never listned or danced 2 Mdu Author and MaWillies' music back in the days....."that music is not for intelligent ppl"

5. When we were in creche(kindergarden)...."they were doing calculus with extraterrestials"

*shuffles out of the thread*

*Puts on concealed backpack*

*enques MC Brown dooh-dooh* ftshek bafetho!!!!!!!!!

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

so many feelings are being hurt in this thread

1.Backpackers have/had Wu Tang Forever poster on their walls

2.Always nod their heads during a freestyle or ciphering circle regardles how wack or off beat the rapper is(dont forget to give them a pound and tell them how dope they were)

3.U got to wear shirts with shity a** designs and stupid faces that only you and the designer think is dope.

4.Hate any beat with Ba**(backpackers r funny)

5.The Less sense a rapper makes the DOPER he is..on that Biochemical equation. in fact the best thing ever would be if Canibus sat in a vocal booth with Madlib and rapped out the ENTIRE Dictionary edition b4 1996 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[rob_one]

Ya'll know them niggas that I'm talkin bout
The ones that ya'll be seeing at the coffee house
Soon as they get the mic I start walkin out
And swear that they skill the most talked about
It's time to bring the emcees on, I'm sick of niggas lookin
Bitch trying to read poems
and try to battle me with sandals and capries on? come on dog
I'm about to get hyped with this, shed some light to this
So called black righteousness
Even though ya'll niggas might not cuss like me
At the end of the night ya'll just trying to f*** like me
So what's the reason for the hating, niggas with dreads
Calling they self gods with white girls named Caitlin
And I'm cool with interracial dating, but I aint about
To hear no f***ing speeches cause I wanna have some bacon
I rock and swerve, that's why I cant f*** with
Coffee houses man, get on my god damn nerves
And deep down ya'll know that I'm right,
man shit I'm bout to kick some Trick Daddy next poetry night like
My black queen...Don't know n'an nigga!

- Phonte on Little Brother, 'The Yo-Yo'

Backpackers are the ones who stand nodding their heads when their boy steps up at an open mic with a piece of paper to recite a really long, really, really bad poem. You know the ones that go like: "My black queen! My revolutionary soldiers! I feel solidarity with Haile Sela**ie's second cousin twice removed, once for tax purposes!"

[The Mighty Loks]

You know the ones that go like: "My black queen! My revolutionary soldiers! I feel solidarity with Haile Sela**ie's second cousin twice removed, once for tax purposes!"

^^^ LMAO

Sounds like one of those poetry sessions at Zula. Sister in long skirts and sling bag with their  long poems and they all seem to be about abusive husbands or how to be a proud African.
"My African sister. My rock. Stand proud and strong"

[rob_one]

I used to host an open mic in Grahamstown. It f***ing died a death, mostly thanks to lots of awful, awful poets and their entourage of backpack-rocking, incomprehensible-rhyme-spitting buddies. It was a pity, because some decent rappers came through too.

I'm a backpacker. But I still wanna crack a backpacker back.

[Capital B]

Al i got 2 say is wats wt da bg wordz?

[rob_one]

What?

[motho]

so many feelings are being hurt in this thread



3.U got to wear shirts with shity a** designs and stupid faces that only you and the designer think is dope.

5.The Less sense a rapper makes the DOPER he is..on that Biochemical equation. in fact the best thing ever would be if Canibus sat in a vocal booth with Madlib and rapped out the ENTIRE Dictionary edition b4 1996 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  strange but tru

[General In8]

You know the ones that go like: "My black queen! My revolutionary soldiers! I feel solidarity with Haile Sela**ie's second cousin twice removed, once for tax purposes!"

^^^ LMAO

Sounds like one of those poetry sessions at Zula. Sister in long skirts and sling bag with their  long poems and they all seem to be about abusive husbands or how to be a proud African.
"My African sister. My rock. Stand proud and strong"

or they be on some:

Africa (echo) africa, africa, africa
is my heart (echo) my heart, my heart, my heart


and you thinkin, wen the hell u gon get to the end of the damnpoem???