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Reply #45 on: June 20, 2008, 03:53:56 PM
Quote from: emceeKasualT on June 20, 2008, 01:47:21 PM
have any of you ever watched a series called 'The Pick Up Artist'..?
I recommend it..

with Mystery, Matador and J-Dawg... theres dudes in JHB practising their
theories and they are getting laid very regularly... Never treat a woman like
she deserves something for nothing..

May i hop on the bandwagon and ask for the LAINK.  Check Dr Cash's diagnosis i need a game - or pipe - something

Quote from: cash on June 19, 2008, 03:07:44 PM
Quote from: bugsamsa on June 19, 2008, 12:41:46 PM
Quote from: Blac Shaolin's Mental Anguish on June 19, 2008, 12:26:19 PM
Damn, y'all fall in love for the wron' reasons I suppose, unless the relationship's stuck-up. that cat, that go out clubbin' & calls he's ex'ses for sex when he's about to leave kills me tho :D c that right there's pretty sad man, I fil for you man for real dawg. Perhaps try to up yo game? I mean, can't you @ least "even" mack on a sloushed shortie(s)? Cash's right, leave the ol' pussy alone & go for the fresh one, One night stand

It's not about game - i would like to believe i got game - otherwise them ex-es are on something to always let me back in the wee hours. I do get new pussy, but i don't like hustles especially 4 in the morning drunk.

Devin done said it - "You lost your for sure pussy, looking for some new pussy"

nigga u aint got game! u think u the shit cos they keep comin back fo sex. u damba**!!! hahhaa! that makes u a Splackaveli.LMAO!
U THE 1 BEING PLAYED! LIKE WILDCARD SAY! THEY PULLING THE STRINGS ON U IN THAT SITUATION! ur the victim

U know how hard it is for a chick to keep it "about the sex" without wanting to take it to the next level. She can only do that if she really thinks very little of u. Thats not GAME.hahahahahha!

Guaranteed, every nigga with Game knows this.....if u hittin a chick right! she gon wana take it to the nex level. an EX will want to patch things up! but if u jus AVERAGE PIPE to her then she'll keep u for convenience, while her man(with Game) is out gettin NEW O.P.P!

hahhaha.

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Reply #46 on: June 20, 2008, 04:00:02 PM
Quote from: WILDCANDY on June 20, 2008, 03:52:40 PM
Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on June 20, 2008, 03:49:18 PM
Quote from: WILDCANDY on June 20, 2008, 03:45:06 PM
^^^^ nd I thot alll this was abt a quick lay but it seems like y'all guys are just f***ing each ohter. :o

 :o ciara such graphics!

Yeah Emily,wat can I say.A fight is always the quickiest way to get laid.

LMAO! you freak! :D
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Reply #47 on: June 20, 2008, 04:12:17 PM
The nicc aint shit!

Dont wanna hurt anyone and dont wanna get pushed either... MOST NICCZ HERE are PUSSIES...MAYBE I SHOULD LAY ONE AS AN EXAMPLE... The quick way to lay a bitch in a ditch!

@Perv... - Dont talk feelings... I aint got one for you!

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Reply #48 on: June 20, 2008, 04:15:50 PM
Quote from: trOmPiE on June 20, 2008, 04:12:17 PM
The nicc aint shit!

Dont wanna hurt anyone and dont wanna get pushed either... MOST NICCZ HERE are PUSSIES...MAYBE I SHOULD LAY ONE AS AN EXAMPLE... The quick way to lay a bitch in a ditch!

@Perv... - Dont talk feelings... I aint got one for you!

calm down love ;)
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Reply #49 on: June 20, 2008, 04:24:48 PM
^^ Ohh a woman always brings reasoning to a man.
@Trompie please nigga,please listen to your woman she has spoken. ;)
Dn't have a comfort zone ,always have room for improvement.

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Reply #50 on: June 20, 2008, 04:40:35 PM
LINK link LINK link LInk Link!!!!!


oh, and please don't hate on Lilly Thai while I'm still breathing...

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Reply #51 on: June 20, 2008, 05:03:39 PM
Quote from: churchofthe latterdayLatte on June 20, 2008, 04:40:35 PM
don't hate on Lilly Thai while I'm still breathing...

Cosign.

which link is it you're asking for?



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Reply #52 on: June 20, 2008, 05:12:01 PM
^^^ yours and KasualT's ...please?


all ladies should take a page from the book of Lilly
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Reply #53 on: June 20, 2008, 05:29:33 PM
lol... this is some funny shit...


I suggest you Wikipedia 'Mystery Method'...
From there you're on your own..
lil niggaz they ain't around that powder
They ain't Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/
plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower.. You don't move white you lyin' dogg/
that's a neverending story without the white flying dog

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Reply #54 on: June 20, 2008, 08:33:13 PM
Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on June 20, 2008, 03:32:40 PM
Quote from: User formerly known as E.K.K.S on June 20, 2008, 11:39:20 AM
^^^ Do u know which is the most tried and tested method which will get u laid, provided do it correctly and don't get caught? Slip a Mickey in her drink, some call it Spiking...

he bathong! if i were you i would be very embara**ed to even suggest or say that, spiking drinks.....nc nc nc it is sad indeed :( what eva happened to stayt up clean game where you go up to someone and speak your mind ???

Hey woman!!!, i didn't say i'd do that or have eva done it, i gots morals


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Reply #55 on: June 22, 2008, 01:16:10 PM
Quote from: Perveted MOnk on June 20, 2008, 02:42:04 PM
Quote from: childakapoet on June 20, 2008, 10:57:26 AM
Quote from: Perveted MOnk on June 20, 2008, 10:51:47 AM
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Quote from: Perveted MOnk on June 20, 2008, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: childakapoet on June 20, 2008, 10:35:55 AM
nah im not callin it rape......
jus wondered
come on get off your knees...man i's just speaking to trompie

be more clear next time..........AH
eat a dick


a** HOLE
yo can i speak to that pumpkin childakapoet? "he got raped this afternoon he cant interact..."

f*** u and your whole..............
nah...jus you...f*** you

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Reply #56 on: June 22, 2008, 01:19:26 PM
Quote from: Pyrokinetic Phenomena Sr on June 20, 2008, 01:39:28 PM
Quote from: Waylander on June 20, 2008, 01:36:10 PM
never was too impressed with that lily thai chick..

THREAD DErAILMENT type statements...and just like that this becaome a pron thread.

ahh well better than something from a datin site i guess
Blasphemy!!!!!

Just for that you're not getting anything from me.

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Reply #57 on: June 23, 2008, 01:45:24 AM
Quote from: User formerly known as E.K.K.S on June 20, 2008, 08:33:13 PM
Quote from: mphossiblepunkstah on June 20, 2008, 03:32:40 PM
Quote from: User formerly known as E.K.K.S on June 20, 2008, 11:39:20 AM
^^^ Do u know which is the most tried and tested method which will get u laid, provided do it correctly and don't get caught? Slip a Mickey in her drink, some call it Spiking...

he bathong! if i were you i would be very embara**ed to even suggest or say that, spiking drinks.....nc nc nc it is sad indeed :( what eva happened to stayt up clean game where you go up to someone and speak your mind ???

Hey woman!!!, i didn't say i'd do that or have eva done it, i gots morals
Dats 4 gameles f***headz wit 0 percent mental n verbal manuvers...shame on u horny weirdos hu spike..
uttermost dopeness is default....

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Reply #58 on: June 23, 2008, 02:49:10 PM
LMAO @ having missed this part of the thread

i watched this show and i couldnt understand how the hell the mentor (whose name is Mystery AKA Erik von Markovik) got laid!

dude looks straight up like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate factory




but there are some good techniques tho!
"Stuck with yourself like the rest of us"

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Reply #59 on: June 23, 2008, 03:35:43 PM
wat the...?  ::)

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