personal experiences turned advice

[Enis21]

dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"

Same can be said for chicks.

I've been having a problem. Since I became single it seems I only meet retarded women. There are the few exceptions of course, but mainly all the girls I meet are ignorant to the point of disgust. Has sarcasm not come to Joburg yet?

I find myself constantly having to explain everything I say. Either they don't get me, or they just haven't a clue what I'm talking about it in the first place.

But I have a strange suspicion that some men are really into the 'blonde-side of stuff', that is why it is fashionable for some of the smartests chicks to act like being dumb is attractive!
In the Jay (section), the amount of pretend-pretend/pseudo-something is sickening! But on the other hand their beauty is astounding!
So finding a balance can be tricky!

[THAT LADY!]

N' gwaai an steek met gel an jou kop .

[The Angry Hand of God]

N' gwaai an steek met gel an jou kop .

Did you set your head on fire?

[Blizzard]

if you planning to have a party this weekend, pls dont overspend like i did last month









dont know what to do with all of the above..

[THAT LADY!]

N' gwaai an steek met gel an jou kop .

Did you set your head on fire?

wel nie nog mach nie , ek't net die punte gebrant maar not that much harm done. Dit het in n' week trug gegroei. Hoekom vra jy?

[The Angry Hand of God]

Vra maar net.

[SIR DEEJAY MZU]

Them afrikaans cats are killing me, nigga dnt understant shit......


back to the subject: @Newbies: Dont cum talk shit on AG on ya first few posts...

[Skattered Thoughtz]

DO NOT take two 440ml of powerplays with four sachets of macnabs and expect to be normal..

[RearrangedReality]

"Hulle wil 'n fokken vakansiedag hou terwyl die land in sy moer in bloei! Die arme mense bly nog steeds in kampe en hulle wil al weer party hou met tax geld. Die regering is die grootste klomp poese wat ek nog ooit gesien het. fokken peose almal van hulle.

Fok hulle almal!"

LMGA

LOL.

[churchofthe latterdayLatte]

"^^^ lmao!!!!!! oh and NEVER EVER... EVER EVER try and fight 1 on 1 with a coloured coz it will soon end up 1 on 11. thats a**uming u lucky enough to not have been stabbed yet."



NEVER, I say NEVER do the above mentioned with an Indian dude- those peops always roll in cliques of 100 + ...those peops don't do individuality hey...

[Bobby Banks]

NEVER, I say NEVER do the above mentioned with an Indian dude- those peops always roll in cliques of 100 + ...those peops don't do individuality hey...

Understatement of note!!!

At some stage or another the dudes 46yr old antie and 102 year old granny will also be in the mix putting a foot in. These dudes roll in colonies!

[Bobby Banks]

I feel yall about the coloured people thing. In second year i went to some spot in a coloured hood with a couple of my mates from Botswana. And without trying to offend anyone from Bots, we all know how indescrete our tswana bretheren can be with their feelings and comments. So this one guy, OT, decided to comment on a dudes accent. Next thing i know OT is on some "JOU POES" tip. Mind you he didnt even know what this meant, he was fresh from Gabs. Needless to say he got dismantled that night. In a nutshell. They beat the meaning of life into this nigga. I mean those dudes kicked wisdom into this guy. He stood up with grey hair even, speaking hebrew, greek, latin and other languages spoken by the knowledgable philosophers of past times. Respect colored people, for the sake of peace.

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

I feel yall about the coloured people thing. In second year i went to some spot in a coloured hood with a couple of my mates from Botswana. And without trying to offend anyone from Bots, we all know how indescrete our tswana bretheren can be with their feelings and comments. So this one guy, OT, decided to comment on a dudes accent. Next thing i know OT is on some "JOU POES" tip. Mind you he didnt even know what this meant, he was fresh from Gabs. Needless to say he got dismantled that night. In a nutshell. They beat the meaning of life into this nigga. I mean those dudes kicked wisdom into this guy. He stood up with grey hair even, speaking hebrew, greek, latin and other languages spoken by the knowledgable philosophers of past times. Respect colored people, for the sake of peace.

NEVER go to a coloured hood and holler at a random chick without making sure shes rollin' solo. even then make sure none of them niggas are already hollerin at her... i had a gun in my face once cos i was trying a li'l sum'n i, looking back i should've known not to holler at a girl thats standing in front anyones gusheshe. i went striaght home after that.

NEVER no matter how drunk and happy u may be just pour beer in all directions while at a jazz concert when you are right standing next to them properly dressed, pointy shoes wearing niggas with big stomachs. they will furk you up...

[emceeKasualT]

Never roll through Mannenberg, Bishop Lavis or Hanover Park at 3 in the morning on a bicycle with a walkman on..  (as witnesses by my nig Zama Zee)...


lets just say you'll get your shit tooken..

[The Angry Hand of God]

NEVER no matter how drunk and happy u may be just pour beer in all directions while at a jazz concert

That's all you needed to say. No-one likes the waste of beer first of all. Secondly even if you're just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, yo don't wat beer all over you.