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NEVER look at a Lebanese (ie South African Lebanese/joburg) woman (you will get f***ed up) or hook up with a Lebanese man (you will get f***ed up/ or come up dead...whichever comes first) ...heavy drama for days!


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Never roll through Mannenberg, Bishop Lavis or Hanover Park at 3 in the morning on a bicycle with a walkman on..  (as witnesses by my nig Zama Zee)...


lets just say you'll get your shit tooken..

Co freakin sign. NEVER roll through BIshop Lavis PERIOD.... Them coloured folk will take you shit and I mean all of it.
And then never go to the police station in Bishop Lavis after a robbery coz them coloured policemen don't give a shit.
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Unwritten law amongst Thoroughbread beer drinking men. DONT SPILL BEER!!! Like Pyro said its waistfull!!
I actually find it strange that you even spilt some. You must not be a regular drinker. You drink socially isnt it??
I know real dudes who have fallen off balconies and didnt even spill a drop of beer! And dont mess with our Zambian brothers either when it comes to that ish! There is a partially confirmed rumour about a Zambian friend of mine who fell down a flight of stairs with a long draught gla** of guiness in one hand. Not only did he not spill a drop of his ale, he even managed to take a sip while he was tumbling down the stairs!
iv got a fire in my heart and your critism fans it!


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Unwritten law amongst Thoroughbread beer drinking men. DONT SPILL BEER!!! Like Pyro said its waistfull!!
I actually find it strange that you even spilt some. You must not be a regular drinker. You drink socially isnt it??
I know real dudes who have fallen off balconies and didnt even spill a drop of beer! And dont mess with our Zambian brothers either when it comes to that ish! There is a partially confirmed rumour about a Zambian friend of mine who fell down a flight of stairs with a long draught gla** of guiness in one hand. Not only did he not spill a drop of his ale, he even managed to take a sip while he was tumbling down the stairs!

 ;D ;D ;D

I have to got through some of mny drunken videotapes, but I'll check tonight for footage from this one party at my place in bloem.

One of my brother's boys came running oput of the house naked, with a beer in his hand and did a beautiful dive into the pool. His whole body was submerged, yet the beer stayed above water and not a drop was spilt.

LAter on, while he was running around the house naked, he got knocked out by this ugly slut of a chick, cos he was telling everyone how he did her in the a**. She called him a smallcocked bitch and knocked his lights out.




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now that i have discovered that most of yall are scared of coloureds,,,check some of the guys i roll with..



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oooooooohhhhh im shakin in my boots :D
mind is what im made of
where my spoken word is formed
lie not for this here is what mind is

the re-birth of me....the potrait of life



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^^^^ Tjo! Mukthaar Ariefdien Jantjies is a scary dude!

LMAO!
jou mense lyk gam soos a ma'!

SMH @ Sharief, Ra-if and MuGammad in the cut!
"Stuck with yourself like the rest of us"


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Yeses. Bet his first sentence was "EK SKOP YO BINNE IN YO MASE POES"...
 


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The dude on the right has only one eyebrow. A big one.

That's a trick us coloured people use to hide our real emotions. YOu don't knwo if we're joking or if you're really about to get an a**whipping.




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Gam mafia on the rizzle...

Glad to see he has his front teefers though...
This ninja could pa** for a gaatjie on main road..
I can almost picture him screaming
'Claremont, Mowbraaay..Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!'...
lil niggaz they ain't around that powder
They ain't Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/
plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower.. You don't move white you lyin' dogg/
that's a neverending story without the white flying dog


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Vra maar net.
Sou jy gelag het as ek gese het my hare het af gebrant? En dit sal nooit weer trug groei nie?


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Vra maar net.
Sou jy gelag het as ek gese het my hare het af gebrant? En dit sal nooit weer trug groei nie?
Ek sou gevra het vir fotos.

Net om te sien. Nie om te lag nie.




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nou hoekom is daai antwoord te goed om waar te wees? En wat gan met hulle an in die groep?