personal experiences turned advice

[phunksuu]

LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!

1. Dont marry anyone for green card purposes....its just not worth it!
2. Dont mess with a honey that says she got a man! he will try to f*** u up!
3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)
4. Dont eat apples if you've got a weak stomach!

[motho]

LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!


3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)

dnt get into an argument with a HEAD about hip-hop, it dont matter how right u r...u will always loose

dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"

dnt go to Tuks spring fair and then insult a drunk Afrikaner in the middle of a Bok-van-Blerk performance, especially if ur back-up is a chick who is just as skinny as u are

neva eva go on a date with a guy who rocks those pointy shoes, stick to heads

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!


3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)

dnt get into an argument with a HEAD about hip-hop, it dont matter how right u r...u will always loose

dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"

dnt go to Tuks spring fair and then insult a drunk Afrikaner in the middle of a Bok-van-Blerk performance, especially if ur back-up is a chick who is just as skinny as u are

neva eva go on a date with a guy who rocks those pointy shoes, stick to heads

LOL!!!  its always a guarantee there will be an a** whuping at these tuks spring shits... me and my boys once whuped this other afrikanner kids a** for shoulder bumpin my boy... and then swearing at him after that in afrikaans...next thing he knew whupaa....

[Enis21]

LMAO about climbing the stairs with your hands in your pockets!


3. Dont lie about the size of your dick! you will get exposed!
(*Tessa! i was dealing with centimeters, you were thinking i meant inches.LOL*)

dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"

Lord knows that is true! i learnt the hard way!
dude was hot, but when your momma says something along the lines of
"is he sick?", thats when you know somethings wrong

[motho]

@  blackchild, ya those mofo get reli hektik
neva try to make friends with that guy who neva speaks in  cla** but has been thr foreva, there is a reason others dnt....leave him/her the fck alone

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

@  blackchild, ya those mofo get reli hektik
neva try to make friends with that guy who neva speaks in  cla** but has been thr foreva, there is a reason others dnt....leave him/her the fck alone

dont piss him off either. always some uncontrolled anger thing going on

[Mo'licious]

dnt get into an argument with a HEAD about hip-hop, it dont matter how right u r...u will always loose

dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"



neva eva go on a date with a guy who rocks those pointy shoes, stick to heads

Co-sign!! lol!

@  blackchild, ya those mofo get reli hektik
neva try to make friends with that guy who neva speaks in  cla** but has been thr foreva, there is a reason others dnt....leave him/her the fck alone

lol

[The Angry Hand of God]

dnt date a stupid guys just coz "he's hot"

Same can be said for chicks.

I've been having a problem. Since I became single it seems I only meet retarded women. There are the few exceptions of course, but mainly all the girls I meet are ignorant to the point of disgust. Has sarcasm not come to Joburg yet?

I find myself constantly having to explain everything I say. Either they don't get me, or they just haven't a clue what I'm talking about it in the first place.

My ex says I'm being full of shit and just being too much of a perfectionist. She's worried that I'm having too much casual sex and not getting settled, figures this could be bad for my health.

Coloured chicks also piss me off. As soon a s they hear me speak and they start saying things like, "You speak really nice." Just because I speak properly, its a sign that I'm dealing with another idiot.

[The Mighty Loks]

^^ Well in their defense you do speak kinda nice for a coloured guy  (jokes) and you do have a sick sense of humour that I don't get sometimes. * thinks to herself if she isn't one of the girls you're talking about * anyways. I do think you can be somewhat of a perfectionist and can be hard on girls and guys mind you.

But I'm not saying date stupid girls cause they cute cause that's jus irritating.

[afterbirth]

if u suspect ke tswape & not a thong..
have a second look to verify ish.. 

[The Angry Hand of God]

^^ Well in their defense you do speak kinda nice for a coloured guy  (jokes) and you do have a sick sense of humour that I don't get sometimes. * thinks to herself if she isn't one of the girls you're talking about * anyways. I do think you can be somewhat of a perfectionist and can be hard on girls and guys mind you.

But I'm not saying date stupid girls cause they cute cause that's jus irritating.

That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.

I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.

Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.

[The Mighty Loks]

That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.

I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.

Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.

lol.

You seem to still really love your ex, why don't you try and make it work with her. I mean you make her sound like the perfect girl, why put everyone else through all this shit.

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.

I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.

Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.

lol.

You seem to still really love your ex, why don't you try and make it work with her. I mean you make her sound like the perfect girl, why put everyone else through all this shit.

u done took the words outta my mouth

[The Angry Hand of God]

That's disgusting. I've never, ever been hard on a guy.

I guess the problem is that I'm so used to having someone with brains around that I compare all other chicks to her. Plus we shared a similar sense of humour.

Nowadays I've taken to telling chicks straight up hat I'm just interested in sex, cos they may look nice, but there isn't much else there.

lol.

You seem to still really love your ex, why don't you try and make it work with her. I mean you make her sound like the perfect girl, why put everyone else through all this shit.

She is, but there are too many issues to consider, which led to our split. We're really good friends, which mean we still hang out together and I still have someone to talk to.

Plus, I get to have sex with a whole lot of other girls, which is cool. This means I kinda enjoy putting everyone through all this shit. Only problem is that she's in Bloem and I'm here, so we don't get to talk and hang as much as I would like. Which is why I wouldn't mind hooking up with someone this side.

You guys can pm me your CVs. Maybe I'll give one of you a go.

[The Mighty Loks]

You guys can pm me your CVs. Maybe I'll give one of you a go.

Yey sure, cause every girl wants a guy who's still hung up on his ex 
You know she's only in Bloem. That wouldn't even qualify as a long distance relationship, if that's the issue.