1. Beer is always wet. Kuku needs a lil work. ........ one point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful..............One point to KUKU
3. A really cold beer is satisfying..........One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer and you find a hair
between your teeth, you will vomit..... One point 2 KUKU
5.Ten beers in one night and you can not drive home. Ten kukus in one
night and you do not want to drive anywhere.... One point to KUKU.
6.If u have a lot of beers in a public place your reputation may suffer.
But if you eat any KUKU in public, you become a legend....... One point
to KUKU.
7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer, you may get arrested. If
you smell of KUKU he may buy you a beer...... One point to KUKU.
8.You normally do not find old beers...... One point to BEEr
9.Too much beer and you will think you see flying saucers. Too much
kuku and you will think you have seen God...... One point to KUKu
10. In most countries there is a tax for beer......One point to Kuku
11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.... One
point to BEER
12.you can always be sure if are the first person to open a bottle or a
can of beer..... one point to Beer
13/If you shake up a beer it will get all agitated but will eventually
settle down....One point to beer
14.you always know how much beer is going to cost...... One point to
beer
15.Beer does not have a mother.....One point to beer
16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink
it.... One point to beer
17. Kuku its your first exit you saw when u were coming to earth.....one
point to Kuku
FINAL SCORE
BERR 9
KUKU 8
Thats it !!! The matter is settled, the winner is BEER!!!!!!
PS: IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND @ THIS POINT FEEL ANGRY, DEGRADED OR
DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, JUST REMEMBER BEER WOULD EXPERIENCE NON OF THOSE
FEELINGS, LET ALONE EXPRESSING THEM..... AN EXTRA POINT TO BEER!!!
