WHY CAN'T GALS MACK!?? (part2)

[emceeKasualT]

I get macked on by girls all the time..

Thing is I've got a girlfriend though... they never beleive when I say this..
like.. 'Ahh ninja.. why you playing hard to get?'..
especially in Cape Town... penile shortage at an all time high apparently..



SMH @ giving out goverment names on AG...

[The Angry Hand of God]

I get macked on by girls all the time..

Thing is I've got a girlfriend though... they never beleive when I say this..
like.. 'Ahh ninja.. why you playing hard to get?'..
especially in Cape Town... penile shortage at an all time high apparently..



SMH @ giving out goverment names on AG...

Its because there are so many ghey dudes in the Cape that the women are feeling neglected.

Mr c was the one that leaked the name. If there are any hackers on AG this could become fun.

[THAT LADY!]

One thing I must say abt us capetonion broads, we aint ashamed to holler at a dude ( all in good teast ).

[phunksuu]

Eish, knew this was gonna come up sooner or later.Yeah,Me and Jamie dated for a whileAnd Yes i am getting married.

i wanna be forward and say "it was just yesterday that you and Jay-Lee were talking bout being boyfriend and girl, but in such a short time and space you getting married MrC! was this an old flame?"

but i'll just fall back!

[The Angry Hand of God]

Let it be.

Lets just a**ume that Jay was the other woman all along.

Jay, need comforting? I bought a new bed yesterday. Not for anything funny. I just feel that sleep takes away all the pain.

[Enis21]

One thing I must say abt us capetonion broads, we aint ashamed to holler at a dude ( all in good teast ).

Im a CapeTown broad...but sum CPT chicks are jus plain ol' forward and too Jaags - Hond Jaags! infact
 they chase meat (AKA men) like  greyhounds after a rabbit on a racecourse!

Some of them need hometraining! honestly!

*but still love ya'll tho   *

[emceeKasualT]

I havent lived in CT in like 8 years... but whenever I get back I'll still get those...
'oh you dont love me anymore' ... types..like.. of course not.

Im like wtf? I think women feel like its easier if you're a laid back typa guy. Its ridiculous..
Thats why I seldom go out without the Mrs..

The level of teh gheyness in CT is getting outta hand. Apparently a lot of fruits in Europe see it as a Mecca of some sorts (no madd rapper). They even take a pilgrimage.

[The Angry Hand of God]

One thing I must say abt us capetonion broads, we aint ashamed to holler at a dude ( all in good teast ).

too Jaags - Hond Jaags! infact
 
Some of them need hometraining! honestly!

I just had to laugh.


True though.

[The Angry Hand of God]

I havent lived in CT in like 8 years... but whenever I get back I'll still get those...
'oh you dont love me anymore' ... types..like.. of course not.

Im like wtf? I think women feel like its easier if you're a laid back typa guy. Its ridiculous..
Thats why I seldom go out without the Mrs..

The level of teh gheyness in CT is getting outta hand. Apparently a lot of fruits in Europe see it as a Mecca of some sorts (no madd rapper). They even take a pilgrimage.

Yeah, I also read that. Teh Gheys come here in droves.

I also read that a lot of Scandinavian women, especially Swedes come to SA on baby safaris.

They intentionally come here to get pregnant by black dudes, so they can have coloured babies. Apparently we're in high demand over there. That explains why my one ex always wanted sex without a condom. Glad I didn't do it.

[Enis21]

The level of teh gheyness in CT is getting outta hand. Apparently a lot of fruits in Europe see it as a Mecca of some sorts (no madd rapper). They even take a pilgrimage.

They intentionally come here to get pregnant by black dudes, so they can have coloured babies.

{coloured? Trust me, they've never heard that word before...im sure they thinking "lets make black babies" instead Pyro}

But why are there so many old white chicks with black dudes now a days- and the dudes are hot! and im like...ahhhh! why!!! 

[The Angry Hand of God]

The level of teh gheyness in CT is getting outta hand. Apparently a lot of fruits in Europe see it as a Mecca of some sorts (no madd rapper). They even take a pilgrimage.

They intentionally come here to get pregnant by black dudes, so they can have coloured babies.

{coloured? Trust me, they've never heard that word before...im sure they thinking "lets make black babies" instead Pyro}

But why are there so many old white chicks with black dudes now a days- and the dudes are hot! and im like...ahhhh! why!!! 

I know that. You know what I meant. They say brown babies BTW.

I see it a lot that you have hot black chicks with old rich white guys. What the hell?
Do you people have no shame? I'm young. I'm virile. I have skills.

Just because I can't buy you a SLK, doesn't make me less special.

[THAT LADY!]

I havent lived in CT in like 8 years... but whenever I get back I'll still get those...
'oh you dont love me anymore' ... types..like.. of course not.

Im like wtf? I think women feel like its easier if you're a laid back typa guy. Its ridiculous..
Thats why I seldom go out without the Mrs..

The level of teh gheyness in CT is getting outta hand. Apparently a lot of fruits in Europe see it as a Mecca of some sorts (no madd rapper). They even take a pilgrimage.

Yeah, I also read that. Teh Gheys come here in droves.

I also read that a lot of Scandinavian women, especially Swedes come to SA on baby safaris.

They intentionally come here to get pregnant by black dudes, so they can have coloured babies. Apparently we're in high demand over there. That explains why my one ex always wanted sex without a condom. Glad I didn't do it.

Dis een ding wat my gat krap!!
The fact that they soooooo narrow minded when it comes to teenage pregnancies and HIV/AIDS.

Nigga wanna bone with no rubber???
HELL NAH!
Jy kamma hoe mooi wees nie vi my nie, ek's baie jammer!

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

that kinda thing is huge in moz... ol white dudes with these sexy a** black chicks... cant hate though.

[Papa ThReAdS]

SMH @ these crackity a** crackers!!!
First they took Rock music, then they took Hip Hop, now they are taking our women??!!

Surely, this is madness!!!

[Tonnes]

Yeah I went to an interview in the J last week....I can't take anymore, gayness levels are just toooo high in CPT....and now men are being raped  ....security must be tightened up in the clubs for real.