On the 8th of the 8th month in the year 08 at 8 in the evening, the team that finished 8th in the league got knocked out of the MTN 8 and ended up with 800grand instead of 8million. Pirates fans sure must hate that number...
Chiefs fans talk shit utter Bullshit
Check this Chiefs idiot who wrote it from another forum
Memoirs of a Orlando Pirates Supporters and fansHERE IS HIS STORY:
There was once one depressed soccer fan who was watching his favourite club that hadn't won any major trophy in 5 years or so playing against one of the most entreprising and the biggest club in their league. Suprisingly his club beat that very colourful, successful, enterprising and biggest club 1-0 in the final of a useless and valueless charity cup.
Suddenly the fan got so excited and the next day he told the whole world through the internet that his club will win the league and two major cups.
It was a beautiful Friday afternoon at Renyamile Filling Station where our One Depressed Fan is employed as a Petrol Attendant. Our One Depressed Fan went to the change-room and changed his work uniform and wore his red and white replica jersey he bought on Monday after his club won the valueless cup, it was the jersey that his club wore when they played against Manchester United. When he was changing he was busy singing a beautiful song which said “Ayeye weMabhakabhaka kwenzenjani”, when two of his collegues entered the change room it was like someone has pressed the volume, his singing got so serious and now he was even dancing and clapping his hands. The song was quite nice if only this guys could join but unfortunately they couldn’t because they supported some club from Pretoria owned by some billionaire who has employed pensioners masquerading as soccer players.
Our One Depressed Fan got home around 18:00, put down his lunch box and went to get some Black Label quarts because he was really dry from preaching in the train about how his club is going to beat Supersport by 6-0 and how it is the beginning of collection of cups. Some people even pa**ed their train stations while listening to this Fan who was telling them how they started with Charity cup and how they are going to win the league and two major cups. Yena mara jealous down he is a good speaker, if you were someone who doesn’t know anything about soccer listening to him you might get tempted to support his club.
Around 18:45 our One depressed Fan’s fellow depressed fan friend arrived and they bought more quarts and Mamohlatlego, our depressed fan’s wife, was busy cooking pap and maotwana for them. Our depressed fans started talking about how they are going to take the league, how they are still going to beat Chiefs, how Krol is the best coach and how Dr.K is the man because he saved Pirates and how now they are the Happy people. The talk was so charged and they even started singing, Mamohlatlego brought the Vuvuzela and strue from a distance you would think they were the happy people.
They game started and ended, read below to find out what was happening with our depressed fans around 22h30 on Friday the 8th.