Sipho

[cash]

who do you actually think you are? even moderators seem to be so into your crap so much that they even do any shit you request. this gives me a reason to belive that these moderators are nothing but fake nutheads who know nothing abt their job but knows a lot abt doing and talking crap...whci of course is directed to a person of their same calibor......this is starting to get out of hand

please man, just post a joke and lets have some laughs,theres no BEEF in this thread

[Soul Amazin']

Someone just emailed me this and i think it also belongs in here.... :

THE "NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE" BRIGADE HAS ALOT TO ANSWER TO SIPHO!!!

Sipho gets married, and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.
"So, what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."
5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed, what do I do now?"
His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her."
After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again. "Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "Shit son, do I have to spell everything out for you?
Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.

"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

[polaris]

Sipho's sister is pregnant and was in a bad car accident, which caused
her
to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer
pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.The doctor replies,
Ma'am,
you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came
in
and named them.'

The woman thinks to herself,'Oh no! Not Sipho; He's an idiot!'
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,'Well, what's the girl's
name?' 'Denise,' the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, 'Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was
wrong about my brother.   I really like the name Denise.'

Then she asks the doctor, 'What's the boy's name?


'Denephew...'