"RULES & REGULATIONS FOR UKUBIWA"
1. It's between you & me, don't get excited & tell umjita wakho coz
umjita will tell imedi yakhe & ke uyakuyazi wedwa
2. Relax xa undibona in public coz u know "izipili"!! uyandazi &
wonke umtu ekasi uyazana. Khululeka we have ixehsa lethu (ndiyakuba kaloku)
3. Sorry, NO choice condoms, Mantwa Msimang's condoms,
ziyathengwa bhuti, preferably Durex fruit flavored
4. If I don't call u or answer your calls after umjikelo
wokuqala, yazi ukuba wenza amasimba odwa
5. I don't need "Mr 1 Round" coz that's what I get from umfana wam
6. U have to go all out, impress me, I'm not your girlfriend,
andiyonto oyiqhelileyo. I'm like sushi or caviar & champagne (into ya once
off! into ebiwayo! so handle with care)
7. Your job is to do what my man doesn't do, uqenyule nesiya
wawusibone kuBasic Instict mzukwane, make me walk with a permanent smile
8. Ndifuna ukusciya qha, ndikwenze izimanga, ndikukhwele for no
more, ndihlise istress, no strings attached!!
9. If u want to sleep ikhona intombi yakho for ukuchithisa
ubuthongo, I want to enjoy myself with you. If bendifuna ubusuku benzolo
ngendihleli no Mr 1 Round wam
10. I screw you bcoz I want to awundenzeli favor, your job is to keep
me smiling. If ndifuna ukuxoxa I will stay with umfana wam, so don't
question me, just do what you came here for
11. Calls at office hours only 8am - 5pm, andizoxoxiswa & end up in
s%i# for something that will never be mine, I don't want u for me, uyinja
yexoki endiyiyuza for amanyala, ndipractiza kuwe istrokes
12. I'll call u when the coast is clear or xa lakaka indishiye
ndilila,
so that undibhanxe undincumise, tell me things I want to hear, that's y I
have you in my life, TOY BOY!!
13. Don't ever compare me to intombi yakho or uze nengxaki zakho kum
ngoske wahlala naye. And ke shame andiyiyo, andikho STIF!!
14. When u'v had enuf of me, ndixelele, don't come up with stories
ungaphenduli fone, I get that enuf from umfana wam, sukundisizela once
again andiyontombi yakho. ndiyadlala nawe
15. 1 big favor xa ndigqibile ngawe, accept that ndigqibile, FINISH!
Suba yimofi ngoku uthethe ngam.
16. YITYA IKUKU LE, UVALE UMLOMO!!!
