I just read that the police searched a vacant lot opposite this kid's house, becuase neighbours once found a dead pigeon there.
The SPCA also came to confiscate the family's dogs yesterday.
This is some silly shit. Now the neghbouhood is probably gonna blame all kinds of bad shit on him and SATAN. Load Shedding...
Your confusing that with the anti-christ's work
Yeah, but I can totally see Eskom jumping in this though.
A statement that says something like:
We would like to apologise for the recent inconvenience caused due to load shedding. Investigations have revealed that the person responsible for planning and maintenance of our power grid was in fact a neighbour of a proven Krugersdorp Satanist and he was unable to perform his duties, due to an inexplicable evil force which plagued him and his family.
The Satanist has been apprehended and his slipknot cds burned. We are unable, however, to ensure an adequate supply of electricity for many years to come, as exorcising the powers of this evil young man from Eskom's power grid may take at least five years. We appreciate your cooperation, especially as we know you have no choice in the matter.
Then all the Afrikaner christian fundamentalists might stop blaming the "incompetent ANC government" for their " communist stipidity, which is driving the country in to the ground"
