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I never understood the logic behind names lik- Sonny boy and so on. Or calling a girl Moeder or Girly like wtf?? are the parents smoking??
Lol ... or MyDarling


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Mistress, Pulpit, Skompan, Rooster.
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Mistress..

although in truth.. this gives the shorty the context of their conception..
can't front at age 16 & say.. "but i didn't know i was a bastard.."
LMAO
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 Lol @Rasputin. Now that you mention it... But nah, I reckon it's something else mate. We used to call our lady teachers 'mistress' back in my primary days (wish I knew why). Ask anyone who attended primary school in the early 90's and they'll tell you that bo-'mistress' and bo-'mineer' (sir/male teacher) were seen as heroes back then. Maybe shorty was named after an inspirational and influential 'mistress' from a local school.         
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Other wack names: Freedom, Priveledge, Paraffin, Noteworthy... I'm not making these up...
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I came across some guy from Kzn who's named "Bigbrain",wtf?
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I came across some guy from Kzn who's named "Bigbrain",wtf?

Lemme guess, dude was as dumb as f***...


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I never understood the logic behind names lik- Sonny boy and so on. Or calling a girl Moeder or Girly like wtf?? are the parents smoking??
Lol ... or MyDarling


is there someone called MyDarling?? lmao that just crazy,
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I never understood the logic behind names lik- Sonny boy and so on. Or calling a girl Moeder or Girly like wtf?? are the parents smoking??
Lol ... or MyDarling


is there someone called MyDarling?? lmao that just crazy,

I shit you not there is.


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Home Affairs the following names have been recorded in KZN from 1993 when cell phone services were launched. 

1. Network Madondo
2. Subscriber Zulu
3. Nokia Khumalo
4. Siemens Mdlalose
5. Motorola Buthelezi
6. Dial Magubane
7. Vodacom Mkhize
8. Call Later Mlangeni
9. Voicemail Mazibuko
10 Simcard Makhathini
11 Scratchcard Motau
12 Talktime Luthuli
13 Send Ndebele
14 Paging Nyawose
15 Cellphone Mpungose
16 Message Gumede
17 SMS Mabaso
18 Phonebook Dlamini
19 Ringtone Ngema
20 MTN Shezi
21 Prepaid Zwane
22 Pay as you go Mfeka
23 Please Call Me Nxumalo

24 Contract Mabaso
25 Charger Ngobese
26 Hands Free Tshabalala
27 Unavailable Mteshane
28 Switchoff Mabuza
29 Sim-Rejected Hlongwane
30 Air-time Zwelithini
31 Internet Mthethwa
32 Server Mkhize
33 Inbox Sokhela
34 Bluetooth Dlamini


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problem is that people literaly translate their African names into English i.e Nkululeko would be Freedom ect, that aint a good look at all


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google mfenya
stopnonsense jiyana

a friend claims he used to know a nigga named jumanji
iv got a fire in my heart and your critism fans it!