the perfect gentleman who's got and is everything u've ever wanted in a man, but happens to be gay 
or in another country
or more than 30 years older than you
iyhoo...just imagine.. & anything more than 5 years older is already a compromise

or doesnt take notice of you
or isnt lookin for anything steady
see, this is one thing I'm yet to try
not even a f***...
worse still - he's celibate
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celibate, from what planet would he be???!