I also hate Telkom for providing the worst and most expensive internet connection in the world.
I hate these bastard too. Luckily two new broadband providers are setting up shop in the middle of next year. They are promising residential internet at 20% of Telkom's current price. The second SAT cable is almost 70% complete and the third will be done by December of next year.
When I was young I made it my mission to find ways to f*** with Telkom. Unfortunately I believe that it is important to share this info and one of the idiots I showed went and made more than R3000 worth of calls to Ireland and Sudan.
I got caught and had to show these idiots how to secure their own network. They wanted to prosecute, but luckily my mom works for them and she managed to convince them not to, if I paid them for all the calls and connections made from the lines they were monitoring and showed them how I did it.
Had to pay for my a**hole friend's shit too.