Don't you just hate it when you use someone's phone and you can smell their saliva on the receiver? That is one thing I can't stand.
Does he lick the f***ing thing?
I had a friend who had a BO problem once.
Dude would come into a room and make the whole place smell like a football team's bag of old laundry. Everyone used to talk about it, and they all expected me to tell him about it for some reason.
I couldn't do it though, but it seems like someone spoke to him, cos he smells fresh nowadays.