So i landed back in Jhb last night after a gruesome weekend in the island of Aiya Napa, Greece. I'm really starting to hate my life.
The photo shoot was awfull, all the f***ing models decided to pig out on olives and rye bread the night before the shoot and the godamn skeezers gained 2 Kg's and were looking like some grotesque caricature of Oprah Winfrey as interpreted by Pica**o's retarded nephew.
The clubs were awfull...i hate clubs where they serve me my moet in a gla** jug because some ruff necks in the club have tendencies to break them on DJ's faces if the wrong dub is played. I want to show off my bottle for christ sakes!
my iphone fell into the beach so i couldnt get in touch with Jay Lee...what a bummer.
