DEATH BY BALLS - THE DIMINUTIVE BALL CONTEST

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an article from iol...

indian dudes and white dudes fighting over whose is bigger  

Three people were shot dead and two others are fighting for their lives after a remark about a patron's penis size escalated into a bloodbath at a tavern in Umbilo, Durban, on Wednesday night.

Horrified customers ducked for cover as gunmen opened fire at the Merseyside Pub and Tavern on Hillier Road.

Five men, including two police officers, were arrested at 4am on Thursday.

Police said Nick Jansen van Rensburg, 57, and Rory Menzes, 40, were both shot in the chest and Shawn Strydom, 33, was shot in the head. All three men died at the scene. Two men were wounded and were rushed to a local hospital.

A police source said the two groups of men had been inside the tavern watching the World Cup qualifying game between England and Croatia last night.

"At some stage, one man from each group went into the tavern's toilets and there was an argument over the size of their penises."

When the men returned to their friends the argument escalated.

"At some stage some of the men went outside and there was a scuffle. One group returned to the tavern to watch the game and the other group remained outside," the source said.

"The men then went to their cars, opened their boots and returned to the tavern where they opened fire on the five men."

He said the shooters then casually exited the tavern, jumped into their vehicles and left.

Police spokesperson Inspector Michael Read said the altercation started at 9pm. He said that after an argument in the car park one group had returned to the pub, leaving the other group in the carpark.

Read said the men then entered and in a "precision style" picked out the five men they had had the argument with.

"The station commissioner of the Umbilo police station then formed a task team and by 4am four men had been arrested," Read said.

A witness to the shooting, Michelle Andrew, who works at the tavern, said she suspected there would be a fight when a group of men approached the other in a dispute over the size of their penises.

"Things turned nasty very quickly and they decided to have a fight outside," said Michelle Andrew. "I decided to herd regular customers to the back of the bar when one group of men, who were regulars at the pub, walked back in."

Andrew said she was standing at the front of the tavern when she saw the other group of men approach with guns drawn.

"I was trying to get patrons inside and to close the door but they were big, strong guys and they just barged in. One of the guys who was killed actually pulled me out for the way," she said, the events of last night's horror only just sinking in.

"One of the patrons had been coming here for twelve years. I can't explain what it was like to sit on a bloody floor and comfort people you've known for a long time as they are dying," she said.

Andrew's husband, Louis, was one of those injured, the bullet grazing the back of his head.
 

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

this could have been avoided if they'd received the memo on how big mine trully is 

[The Mighty Loks]

this could have been avoided if they'd received the memo on how big mine trully is 

SMH

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

this could have been avoided if they'd received the memo on how big mine trully is 

SMH

Now people are dead because of misinformation 

[The Mighty Loks]

this could have been avoided if they'd received the memo on how big mine trully is 

SMH

Now people are dead because of misinformation 

Take a pic of it so this never happens again, do it for man kind.

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

were gonna need some one to take the shot from a helicopter

[The Mighty Loks]

were gonna need some one to take the shot from a helicopter

Bwakakakakakaka. Take a million little pics we'll print and put it together, we'll get a more realistic measurement that way anyways.

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

tehehehehehe 

[SOYA DADDY]

THE INDIAN FOLKS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND...THEYRE CRIMES ARE NO LONGER LIMITED TO FRAUD AND SELLING BROKEN HI-FI'S....CHECK THIS OUT, ITS FROM THE WITS NEWS PAPER, VUVUZELA.

Matrix Attack

A black student was allegedly attacked by a group of Indian males at Matrix(wits food court) on Friday night.

Sifiso Mhlongo a final year BComm student is in a critical condition in a Johannesburg hospital after he was beaten-up by a number of unidentified men around 21:00 and he left bleeding outside the Matrix entrance.

Mhlongo was with a friend, Joseph Letsoenyo, at the time of the attack and they were pa**ing through Matrix to meet with someone else.

“Sifiso saw a friend of his, an Indian girl, and hugged her and she was standing with her boyfriend” said Letsoenyo.

According to Letsoenyo the guys were already aggressive on approaching them and they asked Sifiso how he would feel if they hugged his girlfriend in the manner which he had hugged the girl.

“The girl then explained to the guys that they knew each other and Sifiso was trying to explain that he doesn’t want to fight.”

As Mhlongo and Letsoenyo moved away and the couple walked-off the group followed them.

Letsoenyo says that Mhlongo was pushed then kicked by the men. The incident happened in no more than ten munites when Letsoenyo realized that they had loosened a nearby drain cover and started whacking him with it on the head-until he lost consciousness.

The perpetrators are yet to be identified and it remains unclear whether they were Wits students or not.

The Senior Design and Marketing Officer, Vivienne Rowland said that the University has launched a “high-level investigation” into the incident.

“The motive for the attack is yet to be established…further speculation about the incident is premature” said Rowland.

Dr Derek Swemmer expressed how appalled the University is by such violent incidences on campus.

“The University does not tolerate transgressions of its disciplinary code and will certainly take action once we have established the identities of those involved in the event” said Swemmer.

Mhlongo who sustained major head injuries regained consciousness on September 8, but he is still in a critical condition.

[The Mighty Loks]

Boys should be castrated at birth cause clearly penises are causing problems.

[motho]

Boys should be castrated at birth cause clearly penises are causing problems.

co-sign

[SolitaryNative]

Wow so cats have moved past the chasing each other round "Jamaica" in groups of a hundred, without actually throwing any punches.  That used to be hilarious, but now I guess even Indian cats at Wits are getting dirty. Sies, jealousy makes you nasty. Maybe he was worried about Sifiso's weiner being bigger than his... Sad.

[polaris]

Boys should be castrated at birth cause clearly penises are causing problems.

co-sign

better yet, hang them by the balls 

[ToXic Candy]

   Sies, jealousy makes you nasty.

And nasty makes you ugly
And God doesn't like ugly.

[Thornz]

Boys should be castrated at birth cause clearly penises are causing problems.

right...and this has been cosigned three times? women
should be circumsized at birth cuz clearly, hoing has become
a huge problem in our community...please