eat a microphone

[the rise of akhanda]

rap has been part of me for ages, brutally battling cats from different rap stages/
in the past i have tortured and turned my opponents and locked them in cages/
rap has become a bitch lyrical rapers got the opportunity to express their lameness/
how can you claim to be back if you were once whack i hit you with a stack /
this is a different game where cats are battled to death and robbed of their last breath/
once i freestyle for you, your mind becomes scared and your brain will collapse/
i tear you whole bones apart till your walking capacity  will ellapse/
the rap apocalypse sent to mediate between whack and hardcore/
im like an auction they want my music so much they offered me their music stores/
i dont rap just to gain points, i settle scores and i battle big rappers in 40/40 joints/
god is my friend i see him daily, i died and im on the rise im just fooling with time/
a battle between me and you would be abuse because you aint my size/
when i battle you i kill your inside and out  just by looking in your eyes/
your fate is in my hands. im holding your carrer in the palm of my hand/
i can destroy your future just like air blowing away a dry desert sand/
my phone rings all the time from famous music bands that are my fans/
i laugh my a** of when i see your career burn you part of my plans/
im nice but im evil when im freeing with it so im abusing it/
you feel tough you can risk your life and come and get it you faggot/
you cant survive my diss lines nigga i bet it many times ive said it/
you under arrest for being whack and  raping music/
so im using rap to rip your noodles till your loose it/

[J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick]

Im bored


Wanna cookie???

[Anna Sasin]

i swear some of the wackest rhymes iv eva come across have been on AG...that says something

[Mad]

to be realy honest with you dude. you really need to quit rapping if you considered it as your career. label heads would smack you with the mic on the face for that garbage

[dat dude who happens to rap!]

Why?

 

[Mad]

ok this cat has got to feel the pain



look dude yous a moron go wahck some where with your cheap a** pants/
id choose torture just to avoid listening to your crap/
in case you didnt notice we in here we talk rap/
with all that crap you deserve a bi- foot smack/
f*** your career with all that bullshit you wouldnt make a cent to buy beer/
no biology and shakespeare shit just pure rap on your hore/
 them bitch a** cats been babbling about science for too long/
you one of them refugees/
 i noticed that after you attacked a kid for his bechees/

[WORDSMITH]

Ohkay....... dude here's a pinch of a little of advise... delete your AG account... go practice, wacht a lil bit of pron or beg your chick to break your virginity, get some skills and then come back here... how's that sir?... 

[Malcom E.K.K.S]

^^^^  Who th eff is dis nigga trynna b sarcastic?

[Anna Sasin]

to be realy honest with you dude. you really need to quit rapping if you considered it as your career. label heads would smack you with the mic on the face for that garbage

ppl in gla** houses...

[The Angry Hand of God]

^^^^  Who th eff is dis nigga trynna b sarcastic?

Boy from Bloemtown.

[Mad]

this sarcastic kid is now starting to piss me off, first off dude is very ugly and stipud and secondly his the whackest cat on ag so far

[Swordsman]

aiyt mad u had it coming

kill bill without the fight sequence now feel my 1st sense/
u need to comprehend that my hand is carrying punishment/
u loosing the perspective so u facing no second chance/
u sound like a third world's president, u not making sense/
the fourth time i see u i'ma kill ur whole family
and I mean all five of you.

Sarcastic is my dawg so don't u try to shit on us or Bloem hip hop motherf***er.

[GreenBat]

Yeah swords that goes double 4 me!Shit don't wanna be too critical on this cat but i'm hoping he can pull off this verse in delivery othawise it's a complete waste of time & effort!

[Mad]

aiyt mad u had it coming

kill bill without the fight sequence now feel my 1st sense/
u need to comprehend that my hand is carrying punishment/
u loosing the perspective so u facing no second chance/
u sound like a third world's president, u not making sense/
the fourth time i see u i'ma kill ur whole family
and I mean all five of you.

Sarcastic is my dawg so don't u try to shit on us or Bloem hip hop motherf***er.

swordsman dissing me is bad luck/
your skiny pic had me going " what the f***/
i spit butter on your table and yo whole family eats/
watch me when i land a record deal with swizz beats/
watch me gettin pussy on the phone in bloem/
your mom must ve had sex with a clone thats why you so tall/
wonder happens when your a** fall/
im finishing your lil career b4 it can even start/
no more hoes, we dont wanna see another greenbat/
the two of you is  like my balls when im getting pussy/
your chick loves to death when im rockin gucci/
so fresh i got the worlds hottest chick nude on me/

[Swordsman]

yeah I'm skinny and tall, probably ugly, but is there something else to say besides that? no u suck as it is