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Man am i hungry. Anybody ever been to holstein meats in spartan? Dudes make the best eisbein ever!! And the pork belly roll is divine!! (No Thomas Mlambo)

I'm not really a fan of Eisbein, but this one lady once sold some awesome Eisbein at a gig on campus in bloem.

It was drenched in chilli and was delicious. Seeman's spare rib pies are also good. They should make them in double size. I could eat those things everyday.

Im a sucker for spare ribs, not too sure if ribs in a pie are the same experience. I've never heard of seemen's. Where can i find them?
I think we can all agree that when it comes to ribs, spur is king!

Seemans rib pies are real pieces of rib, stripped off the bone in a delicious sauce and stuffed in a crispy crust. Really good shit.

I think there's one at Clearwater Mall.

There's this place at the casino in bloem, called Rosie's Rotisserie. For R100 you can eat as much as you want of everything.
They make awesome calamari, prawns, and ribs.

Also their seafood stirfry is out of this world.

Two years ago me and my girls and some friends went there for my birthday. speant hours there, eating small portions of every thing in the place. then washed it down with beers and waited an hour before trying every desert there was.




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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[
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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.
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I wish Spur wasnt so expensive,,, One time I was at spur with a friend (who payed for everything), we were there from 9 to 5. We f***ing STUFFED ourselves, we were even lying on the chairs and shit while waiting for the next order of ribs. ;D.
Thats a straight up record. Nobody breaking that anytime soon.

But damn did I have to break some sweats to burn it all off

You are right about spur prices. They are rediculous.
Once went there with a couple buddies. They had a ribs special. All you can eat for R80. We were there from around 11am till 5pm. You would think a nigga would be tired of ribs after an ordeal like that but nope!
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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P
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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[
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As far as I know there aren't any places that sell pig's head in Bloem, except in the hood, and these don't have waiters.

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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.
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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man
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Damn...bloem is crazy. I should drop by there sometime.
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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man


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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Gotta admit, Mad Rapper cracks me the f*** up...Little dude's got some f***ed up imagination mayn...

M-R THIS IS NOT A DISS, PLEASE DONT TELL ME TO GO EAT A DICK, SUCK BALLS OR ANY OF THE THINGZ YOU LIKE TO DO LITTE BRO!!
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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man

HEY UYAXOKA MFONDINI!!!! YHO!!!!

funny how theres no specifics in his story, like where he ate, which/where the taxi rank is, where he was going, where he slept, where they was supposed to perform, when this whole thing happened etc etc...

feigning for a kool keith track i aint heard in a while now...

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"u got a nice crib: *i dont biliv u*"



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last time i went to bloem and went into this restaurant, some weird shit happens in there

i mean i only saw the shit they offered me in the movies but that day it happpend to me
ordered for steak and the waitor bought me a pig head with eyes stil on it, one dude mentioned that they are the most tastiest in a pig head, but f*** it i was hungry so i ate the whole shit up and even crunched the jaws. was nice till i vomitted all the shit on a near by taxi rank and some taxi driver kicked my a** cause i vommitted on his shoe, was drunk though
had 1 jack daniels, and a johny walker bottle with friends, was f***ed up :-[


Hahahahah. Damn man thats crazy.

man im telling you, during the txi journey i was just lying at the back seat between this two fat, teeethless female coloreds, they pressed my body till i heared my ribs making a "grrrnqanqa sound" i had flies running over my nostrills and mouth and my ziper was opened, had a strange feeling about that, i swore to god that someone had taken my dick off maybe to help me pa** water or something..damn!!11 :P

Hahahaha. You lying joe.

dude im serious when the taxi arrived to whre i was going, the damn taxi man just threw me of the door and drove off
some muf***ers took my wallet and my visa, but lucky enough some a** dude recognized me and they gave it back. was vommitting all the way in public, my friends dumped me in the middle of nowhere, couldnt perfom coz i was dying man, some bicth slapped me in some mall after i spit chewed meat on the hills and some colored granny chick vommitted too after i spit on her pet, trip was so hilarious and crazy man. i even laugh my a** of when i think about it. bloem is crazy man


HEY UYAXOKA MFONDINI!!!! YHO!!!!

funny how theres no specifics in his story, like where he ate, which/where the taxi rank is, where he was going, where he slept, where they was supposed to perform, when this whole thing happened etc etc...

feigning for a kool keith track i aint heard in a while now...

"u got expensive cars: *i dont biliv u*"
"u got a nice crib: *i dont biliv u*"


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