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Reply #30 on: October 07, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
Thokoloshi's might exist but I've yet to see one. Had a cousin who apparently used to be bugged by one. She'd freak out while we're watching the telly. You'd just see grown folk leaving the room shook. I wasn't bothered, those things fear Jesus.   
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Reply #31 on: October 07, 2008, 02:41:05 PM
Quote from: Bobby Lancastre on October 07, 2008, 02:37:28 PM
kwanele, stop trying to scare thes poor folk with this mumbo jumbo man hahah.
copy lez on this one. no such thing as half human beings. although if there is one i wouldnt want to meet with one.

Aaah come on guy...Why do you always have to throw my government name up like that all the time??
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Reply #32 on: October 07, 2008, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: Dpleezy on October 07, 2008, 02:35:16 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 07, 2008, 02:31:58 PM
damn thats some scary shit out there, what is that thing?

it's a fake dead mythical fish out of water... a bit like your rap career ;)

Ha ha ha... Around bout now Mad Rapper will say sumin about D pissing on his balls ;D ;D

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Reply #33 on: October 07, 2008, 03:39:22 PM
anyone know if it's true what they say about tokoloshe's having a lisp?
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Reply #34 on: October 07, 2008, 03:44:12 PM
Quote from: piotr nikolaievitch rasputin on October 07, 2008, 03:39:22 PM
anyone know if it's true what they say about tokoloshe's having a lisp?

ha ha ha ha ha!
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Reply #35 on: October 07, 2008, 03:48:33 PM
Quote from: piotr nikolaievitch rasputin on October 07, 2008, 03:39:22 PM
anyone know if it's true what they say about tokoloshe's having a lisp?

Don King had one, made him a rich man...





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Reply #36 on: October 07, 2008, 05:32:56 PM
Quote from: jay-lee on October 07, 2008, 02:04:42 PM
and you are?

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Reply #37 on: October 07, 2008, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: Threadz on October 07, 2008, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 07, 2008, 02:31:58 PM
damn thats some scary shit out there, what is that thing?

This...my friend is Umamlambo...or better known as the mermaid. Scary huh?
Would you do a mermaid?


man what the f***? i would never bonk a mermaid, i thought these things were sexy just like the ones you usually see on tv. damn!! but if they were indeed like the ones on tv, i would f*** them till the suns comes up and goes down again
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Reply #38 on: October 07, 2008, 10:30:23 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 07, 2008, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: Threadz on October 07, 2008, 02:34:50 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 07, 2008, 02:31:58 PM
damn thats some scary shit out there, what is that thing?

This...my friend is Umamlambo...or better known as the mermaid. Scary huh?
Would you do a mermaid?


man what the f***? i would never bonk a mermaid, i thought these things were sexy just like the ones you usually see on tv. damn!! but if they were indeed like the ones on tv, i would f*** them till the suns comes up and goes down again
Thats a metaphorical phrase for............. I'll be finished in the blink of an eye ;).

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Reply #39 on: October 07, 2008, 11:21:24 PM
There was a woman who said she said she was raped by an invinsible thikoloshe during the day. Scary shit.

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Reply #40 on: October 08, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
WOW - I ACTUALLY READ EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THIS THREAD
F*CKN AMAIZING
EVEN MAD RAPPERS COMMENTS FOR A CHANGE
"free soul thts why ill never sell it"
and thats my word...
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Reply #41 on: October 08, 2008, 12:15:03 AM
Quote from: Zeb on October 08, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
WOW - I ACTUALLY READ EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THIS THREAD
F*CKN AMAIZING
EVEN MAD RAPPERS COMMENTS FOR A CHANGE
Wanna cookie?

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Reply #42 on: October 08, 2008, 01:04:32 AM
Quote from: Milk a.k.a The ONE on October 08, 2008, 12:15:03 AM
Quote from: Zeb on October 08, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
WOW - I ACTUALLY READ EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THIS THREAD
F*CKN AMAIZING
EVEN MAD RAPPERS COMMENTS FOR A CHANGE
Wanna cookie?

looking at your profile pick - mmmm...naaaah...plus yall talkin bout zombies tokolshis an sht like that...I'll go to Diplomats for cookie thanks
kaaaaaaaaaaakakakakakka...Diplomats
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Reply #43 on: October 08, 2008, 10:54:30 AM
Quote from: Zeb on October 08, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
WOW - I ACTUALLY READ EVERY SINGLE COMMENT ON THIS THREAD
F*CKN AMAIZING
EVEN MAD RAPPERS COMMENTS FOR A CHANGE

everyone on ag reads my post you skink
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Reply #44 on: October 09, 2008, 10:41:38 AM
Quote from: Dpleezy on October 07, 2008, 02:35:16 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 07, 2008, 02:31:58 PM
damn thats some scary shit out there, what is that thing?

it's a fake dead mythical fish out of water... a bit like your rap career ;)
wow, OUCH!!! DANG!! *reads it again* wow!! haai no, that was well said D!!! * clapping hands *

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