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Reply #60 on: October 14, 2008, 02:00:05 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on October 13, 2008, 07:20:18 PM
Dude, ya momma's so old she saw Pa**ions Of The Christ LIVE

LOL
« Last Edit: October 14, 2008, 02:00:42 PM by Rr to the Rrizla »

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Reply #61 on: October 14, 2008, 02:34:55 PM
Quote from: Che Monu on October 14, 2008, 01:49:02 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on October 14, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
Che whatchyu doin'? This between me an' Cable.

sorry korea and luvbyte but m.z.u wants me to carry on...


u such a retard Che

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Reply #62 on: October 14, 2008, 05:18:30 PM
Ayo Cable yo momma so fat her bra-size don't come in cups, it comes in buckets.

Yo momma so ugly even Stevie Wonder said no.
At da Centre, it's Inventor of dis Art-of-Rap / Seida-Crook I'm da Genuine Artefact // Rappers know I spit Godly-Rap, I gave da Industry a Heart-Attack / Like "OH MY GOD-HE'S-BACK"!!!!!!! /

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Reply #63 on: October 14, 2008, 05:34:40 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on October 14, 2008, 12:07:44 PM
Yo homey, yo momma so dumb when I told her "Blow up the car" she burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe.

And she so fat she don't wear a G-String, it's called a G-Rope.

f***ing niggers always cracking wise with their yo momma jokes.
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Reply #64 on: October 14, 2008, 06:04:18 PM
 :( :( :( oh come on where r u guys i love this thread, not gonna leave a girl hanging now r u?

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Reply #65 on: October 14, 2008, 06:09:53 PM
I endorse this thread.

Just to continue this thread.

You so ugly, as a baby Yo Mama had to feed you with a Sling Shot

Yo Mama plays soccer.

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Reply #66 on: October 14, 2008, 07:01:16 PM
Quote from: Cable on October 14, 2008, 01:44:09 PM
Quote from: Che Monu on October 14, 2008, 01:34:42 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on October 14, 2008, 01:30:25 PM
Yo momma so fat her belly button got an echo.

Yo momma is such a whore, callin' her a hooker is an insult to Prostitutes.

your momma is like a shotgun... 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Didn't I just post this one?

Anyway...

Your momma's so old, she remembers when the rainbow came out in black and white.
She's so poor, she cuts matches down the middle!


LMAO. ISht you finishing me....

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Reply #67 on: October 14, 2008, 07:42:00 PM
Dope thread fellas .Thanks for the entertainment..Mad respect yo..
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Reply #68 on: October 15, 2008, 02:28:14 PM
Parting shot. Yo momma so ugly TV Producers are thinking of starting a show called "Pimp My Face"

Yo momma so old she still spending money from '88...........B.C. (I see u Jigga)

On a typical day yo momma's like J-Sec CBD; dirty, smelly and fulla immigrants.

Yo momma so black she went to a funeral naked and was still properly dressed.

Yo momma so black when she tripped over white folks was like "Oh my God, Darkness has fallen, Darkness has fallen"

In fact yo momma so ugly da Producers of Pimp My Face was like "Umm sorry we can't help you"
At da Centre, it's Inventor of dis Art-of-Rap / Seida-Crook I'm da Genuine Artefact // Rappers know I spit Godly-Rap, I gave da Industry a Heart-Attack / Like "OH MY GOD-HE'S-BACK"!!!!!!! /

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Reply #69 on: October 15, 2008, 02:31:17 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on October 13, 2008, 07:31:41 PM
Dude, ya momma's so dumb she thought Schabir Schaik was a Fruit Drink.

Ahem.... isnt that a repeat

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Reply #70 on: October 15, 2008, 02:35:13 PM
Your momma's neck is so old and wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater

Your momma is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her

seriously, under all that hair yo Momma is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!

I should stop. I have nothing bad to say about Your Momma - heck, her face says it all...

And remember, if I wanted a comeback,  I'd just wipe it off Your Momma's chin...




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Reply #71 on: October 15, 2008, 02:36:28 PM
 :o
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Reply #72 on: October 15, 2008, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: Cable on October 15, 2008, 02:35:13 PM
Your momma's neck is so old and wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater

I should stop. I have nothing bad to say about Your Momma - heck, her face says it all...

And remember, if I wanted a comeback,  I'd just wipe it off Your Momma's chin...



ha ha ha haha!! <fell of my chair>
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Reply #73 on: October 15, 2008, 02:43:21 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on October 13, 2008, 07:42:58 PM
Homes, ya momma so fat Jesus Christ himself couldn't lift her spirits.

Done.
im on the floor from this one
"Stuck with yourself like the rest of us"

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Reply #74 on: October 19, 2008, 07:24:50 AM
What happened to this thread. Come on guys come back!

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