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u might of won round 1 but i took round two
u's a pussy, white people don't get shook round you
crook u was hot til i crept in the door
and my size 5 All-Stars stepped on ur jaw
and i don't know why ur cd's so heavily priced
when ur flow's like Castor Oil, it's never been nice
ask onekind crook, i drop awesome spits
he calls me Dung Beetle cuz i'm always on some shit
i'm the grimy type that'll steal ur neighbours car
i treat Rap like the High Jump, i raise the bar
and i don't care if u thank God or praise Allah
i'll beat the shit outta u and ur smalltime crews
i been nice since cats started rocking Florsheim-shoes
Lyle & Scott dice jerseys and Brentwood slacks
i sent EMI a demo with ten good tracks
yet it got brushed aside like whiteboy hair
but still crook knows the deal i'm like a Typhoid Scare
i'll slice u well u nowhere near nice as Elle
still living in the basement of ur mom's smelly building
i'm pissing on u like u one of R. Kelly's children
and i'm a keep smacking this fool / with more
killer 16's than ur average south african school
cuz i'm moving to the top of this hip hop ladder
i crush foes plus the flow got that Chris Rock swagger
i'm the type to spit in ur face and piss on ur car
then make u tap out like i'm Chris Benoit
and i spit balls of flame out / crook if u want
anotha beatdown, f*** around and call my name out

top that if u can ;)


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thats why i call punchlining a faggot, damn nucca did you have to do em like that?
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u might of won round 1 but i took round two
u's a pussy, white people don't get shook round you
crook u was hot til i crept in the door
and my size 5 All-Stars stepped on ur jaw
and i don't know why ur cd's so heavily priced
when ur flow's like Castor Oil, it's never been nice
ask onekind crook, i drop awesome spits
he calls me Dung Beetle cuz i'm always on some shit
i'm the grimy type that'll steal ur neighbours car
i treat Rap like the High Jump, i raise the bar
and i don't care if u thank God or praise Allah
i'll beat the shit outta u and ur smalltime crews
i been nice since cats started rocking Florsheim-shoes
Lyle & Scott dice jerseys and Brentwood slacks
i sent EMI a demo with ten good tracks
yet it got brushed aside like whiteboy hair
but still crook knows the deal i'm like a Typhoid Scare
i'll slice u well u nowhere near nice as Elle
still living in the basement of ur mom's smelly building
i'm pissing on u like u one of R. Kelly's children
and i'm a keep smacking this fool / with more
killer 16's than ur average south african school
cuz i'm moving to the top of this hip hop ladder
i crush foes plus the flow got that Chris Rock swagger
i'm the type to spit in ur face and piss on ur car
then make u tap out like i'm Chris Benoit
and i spit balls of flame out / crook if u want
anotha beatdown, f*** around and call my name out

top that if u can ;)


Hahaha... Crook u getting bodied by a chic....Who rocks size 5  all stars...



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WOW... how bout sending me that demo u sent to EMI.. im sure to land u an awesome deal


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Ayo Elle why you gotta keep doin' this to yaself??????????

Aight f*** it. Lemme at her.

Ayo when it comes to rappers; I've merced-2000-or more /
Ya like Jay-Z circa-2000-and-Four
So I'm 'a' call you Jig-Elle coz "you don't know-when-to-quit" /
Me on da other hand, my flow-is-da-shit
Wid da Ice-grill staring-you-down / Lay you out
So you ca' tell ya fans how you got ya "ear-to-da-ground"
So if you think Elle ca' win alla-y'all's-plain-looney /
Elle's a slut; she's handled more-balls-than-Wayne-Rooney
I'm well known for packin'-heat and jackin'-beats /
Dis is Crook, takin' Rap back-to-da-streets
Where we stack-dough, cats-know I'm back-yo-hollerin' /
"Ya style makes me sick" coz I'm wack-flows-intolerant
You actin' all gangster tryin' 'a' play-my-parts /
There's more faggots in ya crew than in a Gay-Pride-March
An' while ya mens naggin' and bitchin' like two-ex-lovers /
My thugs "roll up" on ya niggas like Durex-Rubbers
Totin' big guns; all you see is clips-an'-red-lights /
For talkin' shit you getchyo a** whipped-like-Egg-whites
An' it ain't nuttin sweet when I clap-da-new-sparker /
You's a ho; you been in more "laps"-than-Schumacher
For real dude-I'm-chipped-up-in-Pole-Position /
While you nude-in-da-Strip-Club-in-that-pole-position
An' this ain't a track, matter fact it might-be-a-Crime-Scene /
Coz if you check close; Elle's been bitin'-my-rhyme-scheme
I beatdown on ya a** like rays-of-Sunlight /
You don't stand a chance you'll get blazed-in-a-Gunfight
While you on da phone buzzin'-ya-man / You
Beatin' Seida-Crook in a Battle just wasn't-da-plan
Understand; it was never-to-be / I'll quit rappin'
If I ever hear that Elle sound better-than-me
Coz she ain't-I'm-still-spittin' / I puffed so much weed
An' got so much head, people thought I trained-Bill-Clinton
Nah, I just kept-it-real / Elle I Fathered
Ya flow: so ya bound to get a Record-Deal

Get da f*** outta here with that lame shit.




At da Centre, it's Inventor of dis Art-of-Rap / Seida-Crook I'm da Genuine Artefact // Rappers know I spit Godly-Rap, I gave da Industry a Heart-Attack / Like "OH MY GOD-HE'S-BACK"!!!!!!! /


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Ayo Elle why you gotta keep doin' this to yaself??????????

Aight f*** it. Lemme at her.

Ayo when it comes to rappers; I've merced-2000-or more /
Ya like Jay-Z circa-2000-and-Four
So I'm 'a' call you Jig-Elle coz "you don't know-when-to-quit" /
Me on da other hand, my flow-is-da-shit
Wid da Ice-grill staring-you-down / Lay you out
So you ca' tell ya fans how you got ya "ear-to-da-ground"
So if you think Elle ca' win alla-y'all's-plain-looney /
Elle's a slut; she's handled more-balls-than-Wayne-Rooney
I'm well known for packin'-heat and jackin'-beats /
Dis is Crook, takin' Rap back-to-da-streets
Where we stack-dough, cats-know I'm back-yo-hollerin' /
"Ya style makes me sick" coz I'm wack-flows-intolerant
You actin' all gangster tryin' 'a' play-my-parts /
There's more faggots in ya crew than in a Gay-Pride-March
An' while ya mens naggin' and bitchin' like two-ex-lovers /
My thugs "roll up" on ya niggas like Durex-Rubbers
Totin' big guns; all you see is clips-an'-red-lights /
For talkin' shit you getchyo a** whipped-like-Egg-whites
An' it ain't nuttin sweet when I clap-da-new-sparker /
You's a ho; you been in more "laps"-than-Schumacher
For real dude-I'm-chipped-up-in-Pole-Position /
While you nude-in-da-Strip-Club-in-that-pole-position
An' this ain't a track, matter fact it might-be-a-Crime-Scene /
Coz if you check close; Elle's been bitin'-my-rhyme-scheme
I beatdown on ya a** like rays-of-Sunlight /
You don't stand a chance you'll get blazed-in-a-Gunfight
While you on da phone buzzin'-ya-man / You
Beatin' Seida-Crook in a Battle just wasn't-da-plan
Understand; it was never-to-be / I'll quit rappin'
If I ever hear that Elle sound better-than-me
Coz she ain't-I'm-still-spittin' / I puffed so much weed
An' got so much head, people thought I trained-Bill-Clinton

Nah, I just kept-it-real / Elle I Fathered
Ya flow: so ya bound to get a Record-Deal

Get da f*** outta here with that lame shit.


Seida's the truth!

"I dub this battle Training Day without Denzel/
It ain't hard to tell the chick really caught an Elle/"


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OOOOHHHHHHH SHIT! Crazy-a** battle :o :o  :o :oWho bodied WHO? This is sum close-a** shit, but I think I'll go with El because
"pissin on u like u one of r kelly's children" = gettin' murdered.


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Ayo Elle why you gotta keep doin' this to yaself??????????

Aight f*** it. Lemme at her.

Ayo when it comes to rappers; I've merced-2000-or more /
Ya like Jay-Z circa-2000-and-Four
So I'm 'a' call you Jig-Elle coz "you don't know-when-to-quit" /
Me on da other hand, my flow-is-da-shit
Wid da Ice-grill staring-you-down / Lay you out
So you ca' tell ya fans how you got ya "ear-to-da-ground"
So if you think Elle ca' win alla-y'all's-plain-looney /
Elle's a slut; she's handled more-balls-than-Wayne-Rooney
I'm well known for packin'-heat and jackin'-beats /
Dis is Crook, takin' Rap back-to-da-streets
Where we stack-dough, cats-know I'm back-yo-hollerin' /
"Ya style makes me sick" coz I'm wack-flows-intolerant
You actin' all gangster tryin' 'a' play-my-parts /
There's more faggots in ya crew than in a Gay-Pride-March
An' while ya mens naggin' and bitchin' like two-ex-lovers /
My thugs "roll up" on ya niggas like Durex-Rubbers
Totin' big guns; all you see is clips-an'-red-lights /
For talkin' shit you getchyo a** whipped-like-Egg-whites
An' it ain't nuttin sweet when I clap-da-new-sparker /
You's a ho; you been in more "laps"-than-Schumacher
For real dude-I'm-chipped-up-in-Pole-Position /
While you nude-in-da-Strip-Club-in-that-pole-position
An' this ain't a track, matter fact it might-be-a-Crime-Scene /
Coz if you check close; Elle's been bitin'-my-rhyme-scheme
I beatdown on ya a** like rays-of-Sunlight /
You don't stand a chance you'll get blazed-in-a-Gunfight
While you on da phone buzzin'-ya-man / You
Beatin' Seida-Crook in a Battle just wasn't-da-plan
Understand; it was never-to-be / I'll quit rappin'
If I ever hear that Elle sound better-than-me
Coz she ain't-I'm-still-spittin' / I puffed so much weed
An' got so much head, people thought I trained-Bill-Clinton
Nah, I just kept-it-real / Elle I Fathered
Ya flow: so ya bound to get a Record-Deal

Get da f*** outta here with that lame shit.






Thats more like it.....




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u might of won round 1 but i took round two
u's a pussy, white people don't get shook round you
crook u was hot til i crept in the door
and my size 5 All-Stars stepped on ur jaw

and i don't know why ur cd's so heavily priced
when ur flow's like Castor Oil, it's never been nice
ask onekind crook, i drop awesome spits
he calls me Dung Beetle cuz i'm always on some shit
i'm the grimy type that'll steal ur neighbours car
i treat Rap like the High Jump, i raise the bar
and i don't care if u thank God or praise Allah
i'll beat the shit outta u and ur smalltime crews
i been nice since cats started rocking Florsheim-shoes
Lyle & Scott dice jerseys and Brentwood slacks
i sent EMI a demo with ten good tracks
yet it got brushed aside like whiteboy hair

but still crook knows the deal i'm like a Typhoid Scare
i'll slice u well u nowhere near nice as Elle
still living in the basement of ur mom's smelly building
i'm pissing on u like u one of R. Kelly's children

and i'm a keep smacking this fool / with more
killer 16's than ur average south african school
cuz i'm moving to the top of this hip hop ladder
i crush foes plus the flow got that Chris Rock swagger
i'm the type to spit in ur face and piss on ur car
then make u tap out like i'm Chris Benoit

and i spit balls of flame out / crook if u want
anotha beatdown, f*** around and call my name out


top that if u can ;)

wow those lines is heavy and she's FEMALE :o :o?? Crook got taken here man real talk. looks like it's 1-1 to me seeing as he took tha last battle. 


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Elle is mad nice, i bet u she body all them cats on Open Mic....



Nah Crook she  murdered u on this one....


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Both of them need further schooling on how to rhyme (I can provide that), really lame battle no talent at all but tha shook crook took it. He really fallen off since unf***withable.


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Or hows about a handicap match bitwin shookcrook and big smelle on one side and me on tha otha. I know it sounds unfair but i'LL go easy on them I promise.


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Or hows about a handicap match bitwin shookcrook and big smelle on one side and me on tha otha. I know it sounds unfair but i'LL go easy on them I promise.

Here's a better idea, y don't u battle the madraper by PM?
« Last Edit: October 23, 2008, 01:36:12 PM by Malcom E.K.K.S »