Retard of the week.

[The Angry Hand of God]

Beyonce would like to be known as "Sasha Fierce"

10/23/2008 1:00 PM, Reuters


Just like the "Seinfeld" episode where George wanted everyone to call him "T-Bone," Beyonce Knowles would like to be known by a bold new name.

The R&B singer has christened herself "Sasha Fierce" for her new double album, "I Am ... Sasha Fierce," due in U.S. stores on November 18, and has released a lengthy justification for the comical moniker.

"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am," the former Destiny's Child frontwoman said in a statement.


"Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage."
Additionally, she has set up a cryptic MySpace page (http://www.myspace.com/sashafierce) that gives a "lucky person" the opportunity to receive a personal message and a gift bag valued at $500.

As George found out, nicknames usually do not work when they are self-bestowed. His colleagues thought he should be called Koko the monkey. In real life, rapper Eminem had better luck with his alter ego "Slim Shady," which he said came to him while he was on the toilet.

Beyonce released her previous solo album, "B'Day," to coincide with her 25th birthday in September 2006. It debuted at No. 1 on the U.S. pop chart and yielded the No. 1 single "Irreplaceable."

"I Am ... Sasha Fierce" will be distributed by Columbia Records.

(Reporting by Dean Goodman; Editing by Belinda Goldsmith)

[THAT LADY!]

y?

[Malcom E.K.K.S]

thats a shitty alter ego, its like a pronstar's name...

[THAT LADY!]

but to call B a retard !

[mphossiblepunkstah]

but to call B a retard !

i agree retard is putting it lightly she be a stupid a** woman

[Thornz]

thats a shitty alter ego, its like a pronstar's name...

exactcly what i was thinking...but then again "Beyonce" kinda sounds pronish too...maybe she shud call herself
Beyonce Fierce... or Sasha Beyonce the ebony princess. I can see it now, Sasha Beyonce vs Havana Ginger in
"I am...Fierce Booty" or sumthin.. u know.. not that i know anythin about pron or anythin, just a thot 

But really, what would be a cool name 4 a Beyonce prono? cuz obviously the original topic is a dead end anyway
unless u a DC fan.

[THAT LADY!]

but to call B a retard !

i agree retard is putting it lightly she be a stupid a** woman

Nah..... y'all b trippin on ma girl. get urs "Sasha fierce "

[The Angry Hand of God]

Sasha Beyonce vs Havana Ginger in

I would pay to see this though. Havana Ginger is amazing. Have you seen her sister? Even better.

[Anna Sasin]

B is gr8 bt she's nt the smartest girl in the room,she honestly doesn't see why ths wud cripple her chances at any form of real credibilty...

[That Bastard Crook]

thats a shitty alter ego, its like a pronstar's name...

exactcly what i was thinking...but then again "Beyonce" kinda sounds pronish too...maybe she shud call herself
Beyonce Fierce... or Sasha Beyonce the ebony princess. I can see it now, Sasha Beyonce vs Havana Ginger in
"I am...Fierce Booty" or sumthin.. u know.. not that i know anythin about pron or anythin, just a thot 

But really, what would be a cool name 4 a Beyonce prono? cuz obviously the original topic is a dead end anyway
unless u a DC fan.

B-Job Day?........

[Dpleezy]

B is gr8 bt she's nt the smartest girl in the room,she honestly doesn't see why ths wud cripple her chances at any form of real credibilty...

let's not be naive people. this album, like everything she touches, is gonna sell millions. her fans are gonna love this new persona and eat it up.

sure, she's not gonna win the nobel prize for science, but who needs to be 'smart' when you're a multi-grammy winning, multi-platinum selling, film-starring, fashion label-owning, multi-endorsement-getting brand spokesperson?

as long as she keeps looking fly, shaking that a** and making pop music, she's good.

[The Angry Hand of God]

Beyonce Fierce would definitely be a good name.

Anyone seen this chick called Jemini? She is amazing. One of my favourites at the moment. She is crazy and really hot.

Her, Loona Luxx, Isa Akira, Jasmine Byrne and Lily thai are my top 5 at the mo.

[General Ratzinger van Stilzkin]

Beyonce Fierce would definitely be a good name.

Anyone seen this chick called Jemini? She is amazing. One of my favourites at the moment. She is crazy and really hot.

Her, Loona Luxx, Isa Akira, Jasmine Byrne and Lily thai are my top 5 at the mo.

im dl'in the loona luxx u gave me some time back now.

[cash]

Shes been mentioning this "Sasha Fierce" persona for years now.
Why yall acting like its a new idea!
I think her fans already know what shes on about and wud welcome her putting that out.
Its always good for an artist to be a lil over the top!

I think its a great idea!

every rapper does it (the alter ego thing) ie. Eminen vs Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady

Ghostface killer vs Tony Starks

Dont be mad at B

[Thornz]

Havana Ginger is amazing...

Anyone seen this chick called Jemini? She is amazing. One of my favourites at the moment.

  I think u'r easily amazed dude... pron does that to people, careful it myt turn u into
a pussy-munching softy