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on: October 29, 2008, 02:57:43 PM
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first
person he sees (Italian) and asks,"What is your IQ?" to which the man
answers "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand
Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much
to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman (English) and asks, "What is
your IQ?"
To which the lady answers,"144."
"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current
affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the man answers,"51."
Albert responds,
"Aweh masekend wat se jy gazzi..... kom ons gaan drink"

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Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
I am offended by this.



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Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 03:01:35 PM
Quote from: Lord Pyro on October 29, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
I am offended by this.

and y is that... since u dont really consider yourself a ka**ie coloured

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Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 03:10:08 PM

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #4 on: October 29, 2008, 04:56:11 PM
Quote from: Lord Pyro on October 29, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
I am offended by this.
Quote from: Lord Pyro on October 29, 2008, 02:58:56 PM
A man walked into a very high-tech bar.
As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, About 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc...

The man was most impressed.
He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact.
He returned and took a seat.
Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A martini please."

Again it was superb.
The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100".

So the robot started discussing drag racing, the latest football scores, and who was performing at the club that weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time.
So he left, returned and took a stool....
Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"
This time the man drawled out " Uh..... Bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned close and said:  Howsit Boet, can you be liking a steak wif your drink?
 
 

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It doesn't even have to be aimed at any particular race. You're all a**holes anyway.
And if you're sensitive and are gonna bitch, stay out.



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Reply #5 on: October 29, 2008, 05:12:59 PM
Very...



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Reply #6 on: October 29, 2008, 05:15:37 PM

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Reply #7 on: October 29, 2008, 06:23:22 PM
is it me or has it been gettin extra racial on AG during these past few months  ??? and pyro didnt u start a whole thread dedicated 2 racist jokes? lol!

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Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 09:34:44 PM
That sounded more than an afrikaner than a coloured, although it's hard to differentiate.

although the joke is lame over-all
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Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 08:14:37 AM
lol, was nogals snaaks :D

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Reply #10 on: February 02, 2009, 06:47:11 PM
Quote from: Jay - Lee on January 22, 2009, 08:14:37 AM
lol, was nogals snaaks :D

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