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Whan are droping by in bloem?.... Kovsie misses your Black a**...

I was there for two weeks, just got back on Monday.

I hear they canned the hip hop show and replaced it with some chart shit, due to Sqew and Bangi's on air beefs. I leave for a few months and this happens. Damn.

I'm busy planning something for next year though. Keep your ears open.

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Think I might do a joint called "16 Bars of Activism" to raize awareness!
Write of Pa**age out Now!!!


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I'd like to proudly announce that we have officially employed our first female into the Crackboys Administration Board.

She will be involved/heading our Advertising,Research and Management department.

Look out for our her new column "Crack Cares" on our website soon where you will get to know her more.

She truly is an a**ET to the Crackboys Entertainment Team.

LETS EMPOWER OUR WOMEN!
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I'd like to proudly announce that we have officially employed our first female into the Crackboys Administration Board.

She will be involved/heading our Advertising,Research and Management department.

Look out for our her new column "Crack Cares" on our website soon where you will get to know her more.

She truly is an a**ET to the Crackboys Entertainment Team.

LETS EMPOWER OUR WOMEN!

just one  :P
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----------------------------------------------DECEMBER DECLARARTION---------------------------
It is that time of the year or rather should I say its Duck Season, your either ducking her down in his backseat or ducking from his punches when he finds out.
It’s that time of the year where if she’s unattended for more that 15 minutes she’s fair game
From this day onwards if you did it drunk nobody who knows can ever bring it up
From this day onward the statement "I WAS DRUNK" is considered grounds to drop all charges as it is seen in the same regard as an insanity plea
From this day on you have 25 days to go crazy, you are allowed not to know which day of the week it is EVEN if you are in church and seated in the front, it is ok to have a beer with every meal including breakfast.
From this day onward if he looks at her while she’s in your presence he is immediately to be considered a potential vulture who would readily pounce on your chicken
December 5th marks a day in which men can take 25 days to reflect on their achievements when men can marvel at their greatness and sheer sparkle.
When they can celebrate themselves, on the hard task of being the brains behind running the world (this disscludes BUSH, ZUMA, MOGABE, MOSISILI AND PEOPLE WHO CAN SPEAK AFRIKAANS FLUENTLY) so successfully.
It is a time in which men can loosen up their ties and forget about work (all butt the secretary), when men can just be lazy for 25 days, after achieving so much throughout the year.....having to pour out all your wisdom into Eve.
December 5th says its ok:
that she’s your next-door neighbor,
its ok that she’s a cousin twice removed,
never mind that you were best friends in 4th grade if his mom is checking you out do like the Stiffmeister.

25 days of serious parting heavy drinking,
25 days in which man is not allowed to use words like responsibility, reliable, accountable and remember.
For the next 25 days no man should:
drink wine or any fruit flavored crap or even alco-pop,
For the next 25 days no man will be home before 1 in the morning,
For the next 25 days man will not eat salad or any form of rabbit food or consume fat-free foods,
For the next 25 days a plate of meet and beer is considered a full mean. NO QUESTIONS.
For the next 25 days it is ok to disappear without a trace for only four days without having to apologies and if you are caught or found out, you need only say "My Bad". No need for reticulated extensive explanations and apologies.
These next 25 days menn must be sharp and quick for you only have 5 minutes from the time you see her to make a move.

Gentlemen I will not lie these next 25 days are only for the fittest and the strongest, where the piss stops are determined by the one with the strongest bladder not the one with the weakest.
For the next 25 days no man should be seen with the same chick at a different party from last week, as a matter of fact said man should be denied access to the given party and his man status will be put up for review or a fine of one case will be paid.
For the next 25 days no man will leave his place of rest without a pack of condoms, emergency airtime and an emergency 40 bucks.
For the next 25 days a man who has not had tang since Monday will not be allowed to share seating privileges or indulge in drinks or conversation with other men
Rather said man will spend that time in the sin-bin where he is to think up ways of redeeming himself while the others drink beer that he paid for.
No man will make his bed for the next 25 days.
For the next 25 days your friends bedroom is a pit stop where you can do any of the following change, shower, sleep, shag(this does not apply to your girlfriend or the girl from last week), use his cologne cream, hide blunts. All this with only 5-10 minutes warning prior to your arrival.
For the next 25 days no man will take down a woman’s numbers for if your PIMP game is good enough she’ll call you (this is in consideration to the fact that you might just clog up your phone)
For the next 25 days you WILL NOT pa** a fellow man by who is hitting on a chick without a drink in hand without offering him a drink. (Said man is to return the favor with double the interest)
The pecking order or the rather the hierarchy of importance for the next 25 days is as follows:
Beer, Tang, Blunt. NO QUESTION. (Although if your tang is holding both and is naked the order of execution falls out of question)

Also this declaration is 100% legal and serves as a get out of jail free card in any Pig station in the SADC region, not only that but if your girlfriend catches you just waive it in her face and she will undoubtedly forgive you. (Please note that this experiment can fail depending on your geographical region)
If your mom arrives and the house is a mess waive it in her face
If your girl walks in, waive it in her face
If you get pulled over by a Pig waive it in his face
If you say something while drunk & the next day you get death stares, waive it in their face
If you scratch or crash with you dads car, run like a mother f***er.


FOR THE NEXT 25 DAYS ANYMAN WHO RAISES A HAND AT A WOMAN WILL BE BEATEN TILL THAT HAND NO LONGER WORKS AND WILL BE SHUN FROM JOINING ANY MAN-CLUB FOR LIFE, HE WILL BE STRIPPED OF THE TITTLE MAN AND WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO ANY AND ALL PUBS CLUBS PARTIES AND BARS FOR LIFE.

From this day all PIMPS in training will receive full rights of qualified PIMPS to be able to prove their skill and craft.
Men don’t get 16 days of lets appreciate men (for the the ladies) so myself and the AA have come up with this 25 days of activism.

This declaration is valid as of the 5th of december for 25 days ONLY.

Yours truly
The 5 star general PIMP

>> MEN THAT READ THIS DECLARATION ARE OBLIGATED TO Pa** IT ON TO FELLOW MEN <<

------------------------------THIS IS THE DECEMBER DECLARATION--------------------
spit flows so much you have to grow gills
Or you'll drown when my flows spill
Push me I'll make you run a suicide drill
To see through my WINDOWS i charge you GATE BILLS.....


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yo true dat...i just came out the labour ward...got a 3.9kg baby girl....and man i gotz new renewed respect for the female race...i dont think us men can handle the shiz they go thru...ahhh....plus most of the street bergies know i beat most their hubbies up....they dont f***...money stand up for ladies 24/7 weather you rich or poor...im no punk when men beat women..i make em feel the pain!
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!


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I'd like to proudly announce that we have officially employed our first female into the Crackboys Administration Board.

She will be involved/heading our Advertising,Research and Management department.

Look out for our her new column "Crack Cares" on our website soon where you will get to know her more.

She truly is an a**ET to the Crackboys Entertainment Team.

LETS EMPOWER OUR WOMEN!

just one  :P

This is just the beginning! in an all male dominated industry, i think weve made a big step.

But you are absolutely right! we need MORE women to really grow in this industry!
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yo true dat...i just came out the labour ward...got a 3.9kg baby girl....and man i gotz new renewed respect for the female race...i dont think us men can handle the shiz they go thru...ahhh....plus most of the street bergies know i beat most their hubbies up....they dont f***...money stand up for ladies 24/7 weather you rich or poor...im no punk when men beat women..i make em feel the pain!

Not quite what i meant by ACTIVISM,lol. but I feel your sentiment.

@ New Jack, injalo mtshana!
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yo true dat...i just came out the labour ward...got a 3.9kg baby girl....and man i gotz new renewed respect for the female race...i dont think us men can handle the shiz they go thru...ahhh....plus most of the street bergies know i beat most their hubbies up....they dont f***...money stand up for ladies 24/7 weather you rich or poor...im no punk when men beat women..i make em feel the pain!
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But we aint quick enough to not be Judged"
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Yeah Word Money and u better prepare for that Child support money  to avoid baby momma drama lol couldnt resist.


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feel you cats...for real..yeah real men have daughters they say...ima step to the plate and make sure they full...daily
!...good one new jack...any cats got kids out here...plus some cats hollered at me bout how im f***ed with my music now...blah blah...haters...ima try and flip between modes...daddy...artist...producer...nothing is imposible!
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!


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feel you cats...for real..yeah real men have daughters they say...ima step to the plate and make sure they full...daily
!...good one new jack...any cats got kids out here...plus some cats hollered at me bout how im f***ed with my music now...blah blah...haters...ima try and flip between modes...daddy...artist...producer...nothing is imposible!

LOL... It sounds like a new yeer's resolution... proally never come true, but ey! good luck son.
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But we aint quick enough to not be Judged"
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Just as i was about to say "Good Job" to all my niggas for holdin our women down for the 16 Days, just an hour ago I witnessed this guy manhandling and KICKING his wife in Sandton Mall.

When asking the security guards to step in, they were on some "Eish, baqalile manje! Balwela i bonus, bayas'nyanyisa njalo" apparently every year at this "festive" time, husbands get more abusive because of their womens xmas spending.

Even worse they were with their little baby. The woman was screaming on the floor *NO HELP ARRIVED*. The guy picked her up and threw her to the floor again.

f*** all you niggas who beat on women! Die slow "bitch niggas"
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