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on: December 27, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
Ayo, not trying to brag but I done been all around this country, North West, J-sec, Bloem, P.E., E.L.,Cap City etc. but nobody an' I mean nobody gets drunk like Cape Flats niggas. Whites, Coloureds, Blacks, Indians; it's all the same, when it comes to the festive season my niggas is liqoured up for real. Niggas is falling around on the beach nearly getting drowned and shit, 'til they mans gotta come and pick 'em up (I see you Beanie). Jozi niggas prolly come in third in the drinking stakes, behind Mamelodi and Soshanguve niggas (dem niggas would drink Pyro under a table for real).
Right now niggas is arguing with they mans, falling off balconies, getting slapped da f*** out (ever seen a drunk nigga fall? that shit look like it's happening in slow-motion and shit), up-chucking on they mamas cars, pissing on couches, getting run over by Ice-Cream vans, LOL WHAT THE f***??

And there's nothing better than watching a drunk nigga take a beatdown when you're drunk yourself; that shit is funnier than a muhf***er coz drunk niggas seem to have a superhuman pain threshold yo, niggas be getting bitchslapped and shit talkin' 'bout "askies mfethu, hade mfethu". Cape Flats = da drunkest niggas on planet EARTH.
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Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 03:37:46 PM
^^^^^ Crook get out of here with that,  :o nobody can outdrink Jozi dudes, we be drinking dudes into corners. Where else in SA would you hear tha following (Metro Police asking some Hillbrow dudes) "Hey kwenzakalani hie?" answer = "Hey sidakiwe awusiboni msunuwakho" Cape Town drink a lot but u dudes r still behind cities like Potchefstroom (everyone's got a "phuzaface" there) and Pretoria. J-Sec, we're sponsored by SAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 03:49:31 PM
Quote from: Korea-Crook Da Kingpin on December 27, 2008, 03:06:30 PM
Ayo, not trying to brag but I done been all around this country, North West, J-sec, Bloem, P.E., E.L.,Cap City etc. but nobody an' I mean nobody gets drunk like Cape Flats niggas. Whites, Coloureds, Blacks, Indians; it's all the same, when it comes to the festive season my niggas is liqoured up for real. Niggas is falling around on the beach nearly getting drowned and shit, 'til they mans gotta come and pick 'em up (I see you Beanie). Jozi niggas prolly come in third in the drinking stakes, behind Mamelodi and Soshanguve niggas (dem niggas would drink Pyro under a table for real).
Right now niggas is arguing with they mans, falling off balconies, getting slapped da f*** out (ever seen a drunk nigga fall? that shit look like it's happening in slow-motion and shit), up-chucking on they mamas cars, pissing on couches, getting run over by Ice-Cream vans, LOL WHAT THE f***??

And there's nothing better than watching a drunk nigga take a beatdown when you're drunk yourself; that shit is funnier than a muhf***er coz drunk niggas seem to have a superhuman pain threshold yo, niggas be getting bitchslapped and shit talkin' 'bout "askies mfethu, hade mfethu". Cape Flats = da drunkest niggas on planet EARTH.

ROLFMAO!!!!! Dead right about Cap City tho. Mamelodi is nothing 2 play with on the alcohol side of things. In December alcohol is acceptable with every meal of the day!!!
@The Kid, Jo'burg cats got nothing on us man!!!! Cape Flats neither!!!! Pochefstroom could get bodied too!!!!! Y u think Alcoholics Anonymous' Headquarters in Cap City man!!!!!! Viva! Black Label Viva!!


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Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 05:13:52 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha niggaz faces are swollen youd swear they got a beatdown but nooo its a phuza facelift. Damn!

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Reply #4 on: December 27, 2008, 05:18:53 PM
lol at this thread. brothas r forever bragging about how "hard" and "gangsta" their hood or city is, now they're boasting about how they could drink otha cities "into corners" and "under tables. lol. u gotta luv tha way brothas wear their hearts on their sleeves. example "nah man nobody drink like the niggas in my city man, my niggas is real" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! @ u brothas

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Reply #5 on: December 27, 2008, 05:38:46 PM
^^^^^ yeh, we can get a bit retarded sumtyms, lol. But Jozi still not 2 be messed with, lol.
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Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 09:25:32 PM
Anywhere in the transkei murk all u! Shud have been at port st. johns yesterday! Rain or not bwoi! My 047's da truth
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Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 09:39:09 PM
I find this thread very silly.



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Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 09:43:54 PM
Yo Pyro.. Saw ur girl snowy the otha day! U holla bak there at all?
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Reply #9 on: December 27, 2008, 09:49:18 PM
I'm going to Bloem this week. Might give it a go if she is there.



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Reply #10 on: December 27, 2008, 10:41:31 PM
LOL @ Pyro! Sorry my nigga I forgot to mention that Bloem niggas are raving alcoholics too!!! My bad! LOL!
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Reply #11 on: December 28, 2008, 12:29:57 AM
Tate would say "S.P.I.T"

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Reply #12 on: December 28, 2008, 12:16:14 PM
Quote from: New,Jack on December 28, 2008, 12:29:57 AM
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Reply #13 on: December 28, 2008, 05:44:46 PM
I kindly direct u cats to grahamstown tate knows whats good

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Reply #14 on: December 28, 2008, 07:56:33 PM
As silly as i feel for replying to this i gotta agree, i've drank in all parts of cape town and mayn, fellas and ladies be getting drunk outta their skulls...it's kinda sad really.

funniest thing i saw was  in obz...at roots drunk guy was kicked outta da club for groping women and shit, dude starts speaking to the bouncer "futsek kwiri-kwiri nicimba nizosiphatha apha e mzantsi..." bouncer lifts him up by the collar starts pushing him out, but drunk dude kicked him in the balls and started running, laughing his a** off...he didn't get far though, cos the bounces at Barmooda caught him and he caught a beat down...

Those are the moments mayn, ya'll need to lay off that booze, or at least take it easy..
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