The problem is that this cat doesn't seem to understand me, though we speak the same language.
I ask him about 5 times to dry the bathroom floor after taking a shower or to clean the tub after a bath, and he doesn't do it. Then I stick a note on the wall saying "dry the floor and clean the bath after you're done" and he does it. As soon as the note is off, he stops doing it.
Dude, chows my food and drinks my beer and then acts like he doesn't know what happened to it. As if there is a nother person living there that I don't know about.
When I stick a note my beer, saying don't touch this, he will leave it. Then as soon as the note comes off he'll drink it and pretend like he never saw the beer.
Even threats don't work, and I don't wanna kick his a**, cos I'm convinced that he is a little retarded and I would feel bad about it afterwards.
When he gets paid he goes out drinking and f***ing prostitutes, and then he comes and borrows cash from me for food and transport. I loaned him some cash once after he spent R800 on a hooker that I wouldn't even f*** for free. It was his girl's cash, so I felt sorry for him. Turns out he had also drank out about R400 and he told her that he didn't have this cos I borrowed it.
Then his girl asks him why I go out drinking all the time, but I owe him money, so he actually comes and asks me to go out less, cos his girl is complaining about the cash she thinks I owe him.
This is when I realised he is a bit slow.
