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BE WARNED...just had to post this  ;D

1)  Fine:  This  is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you  need to shut up. 

(2)  Five  Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
(3)  Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine. 
(4)  Go  Ahead:  This  is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
(5)  Loud  Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by  men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
 
(6)  That's  Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says  'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome,' that will bring on a 'whatever').
 
(8)  Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
 
(9)  Don't  worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to  # 3.
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i suppose inflated doll perverts wont relate
its possible to take the art of making music seriously without taking yourself seriously

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(7)  Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says  'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome,' that will bring on a 'whatever').
 

HAHA this one had me laughing
"your real calibre is measured by your consideration and tolerance of others"


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(6)  That's  Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


This is true Gentlemen... I swear.
"Hip Hip is Hip Hip, We quick to Judge,
But we aint quick enough to not be Judged"
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These aren't really nine words, cos some of them have more than one word.

Maybe you should change the thread title to "Nine phrases women use"




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I only hear the "FINE AND WHATEVER" In the lounge when im too busy in Saturday afternoon  watching Soccer.


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i suppose inflated doll perverts wont relate

zing!  ;D

i vouch for number 8, though. nothing says f*** YOU louder than that shit.


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I only hear the "FINE AND WHATEVER" In the lounge when im too busy in Saturday afternoon  watching Soccer.

I am still hoping for the day when our tvs wont make it so obvious that it's still a man's world out there. I mean Saturday afternoons are still filled with sport, its like the SABc saying "damn right biach, go do the laundy and clean, and get ur man a drink."
"your real calibre is measured by your consideration and tolerance of others"


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I am still hoping for the day when our tvs wont make it so obvious that it's still a man's world out there. I mean Saturday afternoons are still filled with sport, its like the SABc saying "damn right biach, go do the laundy and clean, and get ur man a drink."
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well that is true...but then when or what day is a womens veiwing day for tv..what would they watch...?
people be juding me by the way that i walk even when i talk they say i got swagger like i be from new york..#print that bitches!


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BLUE TOOTH NIGGA BLUE TOOTH...put your Pacewon on rotate in your iPhone hide the fact that you listening to music and converse with a hoe..simps.. niggas still listening to what females say...and GOD they even remmber some words females say...
Trapped In The 90ies Nigga.


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Haibo.....Kwehleni na ndonda waba qxwada kangaka? ???
Dn't have a comfort zone ,always have room for improvement.


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