you are as ghetto as fcuk if you:
- know the tune of the ice cream truck's song
- and your boys built your own mkhukhu for kicks
- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- got your a** kicked by an elder in your hood, went home and told ur parents, and got ur a** kicked again by them
- put tennis balls inbetween the steel rods on your bicycle tyres
- put an empty plastic bottle from one of those small 250ml juices in between ur back bicycle tyre and the frame and used it as a braking mechanism
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)
- ever sold achaar at your crib
- lined up at like 6 in the mornin to get yourself a fresch batch of magwinya (only to have the dude in front of you buy R20 worth)
man i could go on and on...