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Reply #75 on: February 26, 2009, 03:23:52 PM
Quote from: OG Beezak on February 26, 2009, 03:03:12 PM

When they say something is lost and you start searching yourself. Knowing exactly you ain't the culprit. Hahaha

ROFLMAO !!! that shit is funny man. im sure a lot of us have done that it before.

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Reply #76 on: February 26, 2009, 03:25:31 PM
Quote from: Rr to the Rrizzla on February 26, 2009, 03:23:52 PM
Quote from: OG Beezak on February 26, 2009, 03:03:12 PM

When they say something is lost and you start searching yourself. Knowing exactly you ain't the culprit. Hahaha

ROFLMAO !!! that shit is funny man. im sure a lot of us have done that it before.

yeah i still do that shit especially when nuccaz be asking for smoke money lol
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Reply #77 on: February 26, 2009, 03:30:33 PM
If you had the fishtail haircut

That not good enough for ya?

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Reply #78 on: February 26, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: Pimpin Curly Frost on February 26, 2009, 03:30:33 PM
If you had the fishtail haircut

Nope. That would be Benoni.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 03:33:17 PM by BALDiLOKS »

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Reply #79 on: February 26, 2009, 03:34:40 PM
thugs wanting to smack the shit out your a** because you they asked you for a smoke and you responded by saying "sorry i dont smoke", you gauranteed a "did i ask you if you smoke or not motherf***a. wanna get f***ed up?"

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Reply #80 on: February 26, 2009, 03:35:29 PM
...u know SHE'S ghetto when u take her to a cla**y restaurant in Sandton.  And she keeps u waiting for ten straight minutes while flipping through the menu and turns around to order "...a ham burger with a coke!"  ???  ???  ???
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 03:49:53 PM by tEBzAR tLAD! »
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Reply #81 on: February 26, 2009, 03:42:23 PM
If you've heard or said this to some one:

Boy: Hi.
Girl: Hello.
Boy:Ndicela umamele (Please listen up)
Girl: Ha a ndinxamile. (No I'm in a hurry) walking at 1 km/hr.
 

or


Boy: Hi
Girl : Hello
Boy: Ina (here you go)
Girl: Hijule ( Throw it) Not even bothering to look back
« Last Edit: February 26, 2009, 03:44:49 PM by BALDiLOKS »

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Reply #82 on: February 26, 2009, 03:43:08 PM
If you used the yellow pages as toilet paper
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Reply #83 on: February 26, 2009, 03:53:28 PM

You used to steal peaches growin up..

The dude wit a VCR at his crib made ya'll pay to watch Jackie  China,Swaznegga,Rambo,Van Dam and them
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Reply #84 on: February 26, 2009, 04:04:13 PM
you are ghetto if you know what a TF is.

the first thing you ever smoked was "amarwayirwayi"

you call a western movie ama Cowboy.

you used to call a machine gun "umratata"

you used to sing:

"pide... pide... pide... pide..."

"ke bao kade botsotso, tshelet' ifedile"





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Reply #85 on: February 26, 2009, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: ThreadZ on February 26, 2009, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: Myth on February 26, 2009, 02:27:59 PM
u refer to any toothpaste as COLGATE

FAIL!

Get your regurgitating a** outta here!!
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Reply #86 on: February 26, 2009, 04:18:03 PM
Quote from: bashin on February 26, 2009, 03:53:28 PM
You used to steal peaches growin up..

The dude wit a VCR at his crib made ya'll pay to watch Jackie  China,Swaznegga,Rambo,Van Dam and them

Those were the best peaches eva...stolen ones...

marete a makula (aka nectarines) were the best to steal....

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Reply #87 on: February 26, 2009, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: Deeeee on February 26, 2009, 04:04:13 PM
you are ghetto if you know what a TF is.

the first thing you ever smoked was "amarwayirwayi"

you call a western movie ama Cowboy.

you used to call a machine gun "umratata"

you used to sing:

"pide... pide... pide... pide..."

"ke bao kade botsotso, tshelet' ifedile"







Or sang pino pani pipo to body beat in the morning.

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Reply #88 on: February 26, 2009, 04:43:50 PM
Quote from: tEBzAR tLAD! on February 26, 2009, 03:35:29 PM
...u know SHE'S ghetto when u take her to a cla**y restaurant in Sandton.  And she keeps u waiting for ten straight minutes while flipping through the menu and turns around to order "...a ham burger with a coke!"  ???  ???  ???

LMO----------------or-------------when she keeps looking through the same pages you're checking, watching your eyes----------and finaly says "I'll take the same meal". Hahaha


When you get into a restaurant and start saying I don't eat ish I'ev never eaten before. Hahaha

When you call lettuce leaves-----as in ---angidli nezimbuzi/bhokhwe----

When you're in a line and you constantly watching out a nucca behind you----------as if he gonna steal your ish----touching your pockets and ish

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Reply #89 on: February 26, 2009, 04:44:33 PM
Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti" :D

And you call sandals iFlops.
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