You know you grew up ghetto if.....

[OG Beezak]

you are ghetto if you know what a TF is.

the first thing you ever smoked was "amarwayirwayi"

you call a western movie ama Cowboy.

you used to call a machine gun "umratata"

you used to sing:

"pide... pide... pide... pide..."

"ke bao kade botsotso, tshelet' ifedile"

Ekse, the TF......................and it f***s up your lungs till you say I have f***ed up gearbox (f***ed up chest)

[The Angry Hand of God]

Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti"

And you call sandals iFlops.

In my hood that was just the retarded kids.

[Myth]

Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti"

And you call sandals iFlops.

In my hood that was just the retarded kids.

eina

[Myth]

Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti"

And you call sandals iFlops.

In my hood that was just the retarded kids.

eina

[The Mighty Loks]

Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti"

And you call sandals iFlops.

In my hood that was just the retarded kids.

Not cool Pyro. Not cool.

[The Angry Hand of God]

But seriously though, wasn't it?

Did you guys do that?

[K'niep Tang]

you are as ghetto as fcuk if you:

- know the tune of the ice cream truck's song
- and your boys built your own mkhukhu for kicks
- played blak mampatile
- played skop die bal
- got your a** kicked by an elder in your hood, went home and told ur parents, and got ur a** kicked again by them
- put tennis balls inbetween the steel rods on your bicycle tyres
- put an empty plastic bottle from one of those small 250ml juices in between ur back bicycle tyre and the frame and used it as a braking mechanism
- ever bought chappies ya 5cent (the small round balls of chewing gum)
- know what mayo is (that shit rocks to this day!)
- ever sold achaar at your crib
- lined up at like 6 in the mornin to get yourself a fresch batch of magwinya (only to have the dude in front of you buy R20 worth)

man i could go on and on...

[Soul Amazin']

you are as ghetto as fcuk if you:

- put an empty plastic bottle from one of those small 250ml juices in between ur back bicycle tyre and the frame and used it as a braking mechanism

nah man, that was the ghetto version of a motorbike...becos of the sound made by the back tyre rubbin against the bottle...

if the bike had no brakes, u used one of yo feet (preferably with sneakers on) on the back tyre to slow it down and bring it to a halt....

at least that's wat happened in my ghetto....

[The Mighty Loks]

if the bike had no brakes, u used one of yo feet (preferably with sneakers on) on the back tyre to slow it down and bring it to a halt....[/b]

at least that's wat happened in my ghetto....

Jeepiz you just brought back one of my worst memories... The first time my dad whipped my a**.
Got a new bicycle and because all my friends bikes were old I tore off the brakes just to be able to do that.
Boy did he whip my a**.. Never got a bike after that...

[Mind Bendah]

watched tv kanext door

played one-touch estratini

used to play imbombo(marbles)

called flops opaca

used to drive bricks

[Soul Amazin']

played one-touch estratini

or spy-2....

[Mrs Jones]

Everytime you see iaeroplane/helicopter you would shout "please buy me sweets/chocolate/chips when you come back"
-"undi phathele iswiti"

And you call sandals iFlops.

In my hood that was just the retarded kids.

hahahaha hey i did that too when i was young. Or everytime its about to rain you'd chant "Mvula mvula bhek 'eBhayi, Langa Langa yiza ngapha"

[Mrs Jones]

If you used to watch cartoons called Izimogis, Fairplay and Smurffs which played in Zulu.

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

Anyone remember those old 90s  Puppets/  cartoon called "MINA MOOH" Now youngins Like COOL CATS, Im not gonna front i enjoy that shit  since my lil nephew likes it. I Like CATNAP Ha ha ha ha ha.

[DaT NiGGa P-DuB]

if u sang the lyrics to smooth criminal like

ehhh chi-onkey (Baby are u ok)