"THE NORM"
The one thing that makes life worth it is the monthly vaginal discharge I get to sip on. Not just any discharge, but I love the vaginal discharge of homeless drunks. Something about that moonshine vertical smile that gets me seriously hard.
I wanted to lick the eyeballs of a blind dog the other day, but found myself mysteriously drawn to the dogs ring - so rimshot it was. I'll say the dog was delighted - so was I by the way. I am struggling with the writing that I have to do. I have to finish a book, edit a screenplay and then review some other a**hole's works - all so that I can buy that dildo for my gran. I am a granma's boy. I love her to bits, but I love yours more. I am attracted to the listless flesh of old women - turkey skin is such a turn on. I believe that it is the latest trend after sodomy and voting in rapist fraudsters as presidents.
By the way, I want to have Bruno's child. Maybe if I get some eggs and shit inside me, I will be able to have his kids. I just hope they are not hard boiled eggs.
I am norman_bates, and this is my coming out party.