Game - HELP

[rob_one]

Need some help.

I have an interview with the Game tonight, which only got offered to me today. I've thought of a fairly detailed list of topics to talk about, but I'm struggling for the killer angle. I don't know his music as well as I should.

What do you guys want to know about the Game?

[ProVerb]

Is it true that you were a male stripper??

[rob_one]

Is it true that you were a male stripper??

Yeah, tell you what, that's my first question right there. It'll be the shortest interview ever.

[Tuboy]

Is it true that you were a male stripper??

LOL!

Why does he name drop so much?

[rob_one]

Is it true that you were a male stripper??

LOL!

Why does he name drop so much?

Ah, been answered before, really. Any more guys?

[The Angry Hand of God]

Check what I posted on your facebook.

Also ask him, if Tupac or Eazy were alive today and they offered him the chance to be on a track with them in exchange for a little brown love. Would he do it?
Would he do Eazy without a condom, knowing about his AIDS?

[A pimp named Sarkozy]

Why did he Punch Ras Ka**?

How did  he feel when dre sold/outsorced him for a rumored $50 Million to Geffen?

What happened to Westwood?

Why Pharell wont make him a beat?

[rob_one]

Maybe you should do the interview Pyro  

Goddammit this is Serious Journalism! Important Articles! I will not have it besmirched by such rampaging skullf***ery as this!  

[The Angry Hand of God]

What do you mean skullf***ery? I am a serious journalist.

Google my name and you will find plenty of serious articles. Most are in Afrikaans though.

These are the questions the fans want answers to.

[rob_one]

What do you mean skullf***ery? I am a serious journalist.

Google my name and you will find plenty of serious articles. Most are in Afrikaans though.

These are the questions the fans want answers to.

Yeah, I can see the interview now:

Pyro: Meneer Game, het jy smaak die poes?
Game: .......the f***?

OK, so my Afrikaans is rubbish, but you get the idea?

Any questions that DON'T involve anal sex?

[Lord Deacon Of Frost]

ask him about that lil nigga that spit for him in SA, is he really gonna sign and develop him

[The Angry Hand of God]

What do you mean skullf***ery? I am a serious journalist.

Google my name and you will find plenty of serious articles. Most are in Afrikaans though.

These are the questions the fans want answers to.

Yeah, I can see the interview now:

Pyro: Meneer Game, het jy smaak die poes?
Game: .......the f***?

OK, so my Afrikaans is rubbish, but you get the idea?

Any questions that DON'T involve anal sex?

Actually I don't get the idea.

What are you trying to say? That's the worst Afrikaans I have ever encountered.

I would just hound him about a bunch of sensitive topics till he breaks down in tears again and then I'll call him a bitch and leave.

[rob_one]

What do you mean skullf***ery? I am a serious journalist.

Google my name and you will find plenty of serious articles. Most are in Afrikaans though.

These are the questions the fans want answers to.

Yeah, I can see the interview now:

Pyro: Meneer Game, het jy smaak die poes?
Game: .......the f***?

OK, so my Afrikaans is rubbish, but you get the idea?

Any questions that DON'T involve anal sex?

Actually I don't get the idea.

What are you trying to say? That's the worst Afrikaans I have ever encountered.

I would just hound him about a bunch of sensitive topics till he breaks down in tears again and then I'll call him a bitch and leave.

Dude, I dropped Afrikaans end of standard five. Never could speak it. It's why I conduct my interviews in bad English.

Re the Game, I'm sure you would. And that would be a great story.

@ Remy: I'd forgotten about that. Great Q. Thanks.

[The Angry Hand of God]

Funny thing is that I conduct most of my interviews in English as well, since most officials don't or refuse to speak Afrikaans. Then it takes me extra time to go back to the office and translate the shit while I'm writing.

Maybe you should end you interview by asking him about the Sean Bell song he wanted to do and why no one wanted to work with him. That should get a few tears again.

[Darklight]

ask him why he spits 'horse on my lambo' in 'camera phone' because lambo's got bull's on them...